It Took Over 100 Years … But the Blade Got Even. We review low budget horror Satan’s Blade (1984).
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Summary: Guests at a mountain ski resort are terrorized by a local possessed by the vengeful spirit of an ancient Native mountain man.
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SHADOWS: CineShadow Moonlight, John S. Savage, Al Champagne, Dragonfyree, Jamie Manley, Mo, Robert Hedges, E. P. Haury Mark Osborn, Travis Stephenson, Madmax, Ossie Nelson, Mark Welsh, Michael Clark, Lightning Round, Ian Lewis, Cecelie James Herington, Jonathan Harrison, Darren Le Noble, Melanie Atherton Allen, Gappasaurus, Joe Porter, Scott Nesmith, Lisa Kuta, John L., Normand Richardson, Richard Sadler, John Hepp, Thom MacIntyre, Chantelle Corey, Logistical Nightmare, Joe Niedbala, Joseph Hines, Stephen Crane, Christopher Eckart, Anthony Strocks, Dave Church, Sikander, Jasmine Shafer, Allan Liska, goddessoftransitory, Rachemus, Chris Weakley, steve scibelli, Connor Brennan, Michael and Heather Bailes, Colleen Crouch, Christie Bryden, Joseph Dougherty, Chris Hewson, David H. Adler, Hidden Trail Video
ACOLYTE: Rhea Fleming, Damon Linkous, David Gattis, Mark, SIMON J HEDGE, Heather L., Lee Goodwin, Larry Cloud, Steve White, Rick Winters, Lloyd, Roger Edwards, Carl Wilson, James J Kelly, David work, The Craven Fop, Brian T., Jenny Swindells, Arbie A, Ivo, Jon, Brett Hopkins, Joost, Pete, James Van Sickle, Tim Edwards, Chris Max Hauge, Spooky Robot, Robert ALAN Bryan, Chris McGarel, Robert Clifford, Scott Underwood, Adam Clark, Larry Willoughby, Mark Curtis, Kristiyan Butev, KwaidanFan, Daniel Adams, Sarah, William, Ida Umphers, Miss Angela Hale, Thread Bomb, David Nevarrez, Johnny, Dr Strange Blood, Andrew Adams, Barbara Mosley, Mark Maillet, John Wick, Kenneth Carlson, Ron Klym, James Vance, Joe Goes Over, Tom Lanckman, Nancy A. Collins, Gary Mercer, Ann Knight, Janna Nicole, Clarence Pitre, Fritz Rutz, Chris Fischer, D R Wellington, Ken Smiley, Matt P, Andy M, Milton Knight, Michael Schmidt, C, Michael Dean Jackson, Gemma Crowley, Andrew Weber, Picatea, Jim Rockford, Mystic Cyclone, Prince Charming, Kyle Olson, Ch’aska Huayhuaca, Johnathan Henning, Nils Muninsheim, David Pellot, Brian Kidd, Albertus Magnus, rachael kafrissen, Janne Wass, Robert Freeborn, David Conner, Ford, Peter Grantham, Amber Wesley, Tony Belmonte, Alex B, Mark Buckley, Uwe Marquardt, Russ Chandler, Simon Ash, Lavaughn Towell, Dave Smith, Tim Smith, Melissa Hayes, Dark_Roast, Raven House Mystery
Written and presented by Robin Bailes @robinbailes
Directed and Edited by Graham Trelfer
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I'm fascinated to discover that Robin knows anything at all about Grand Theft Auto!
Wow. This looks like an amateur film. And an awful one.
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What a waste of a great title. Should have been about witch hunts or the spanish inquisition.
I'm sad to say that I own this "gem". I watched it – the soundtrack was hilarious with the "Satan's Blade" theme. It was a bad movie, a very bad film – but I respect the effort the director put in to it. The special features were interesting. Frankly, it'll sit on my shelf for the rest of eternity…much like the legendary blade now sits in a tree. Hehe.
👍for the Black Adder reference.
LOL!!!!!
"Not good enough" Got a hearty laugh at the acting and the jokes. Good stuff, Robin!
Couples who don't belong together:
1: Torgo and the Master in Manos the Hands of Fate. He's got four wives. He takes you for granted. You can do better Torgo.
2: Rod and Nathalie in Birdemic. She's about to embark on a major modelling career. She can do a lot better than a man who can't emote or walk down the street in a coordinated manner.
3; Rock Hudson and Mia Farrow in Avalanche. You can't bellieve characters still have feelings for each other when they have no chemistry and the male lead is just phoning it in
Silly, not great, but I enjoy it.
❤️ Hermosa eleccion 4.FO/Elizeid de mejor
1 (elecciones ) 9.9/10 2 ( culturales ) 9.7/10
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no-puede-ir-pero-de-tan-solo verlos
desde pantalla,, se que estuvo
Sorprendente .
recently discovered your channel and slowly exploring your back catalog. Even though I like a lot of long videos I'm really enjoying your snappy humor. This one really hit the spot. Great work.
In the United states the cops do overlook. And they overlook how D.C. wipes the Constitution with their @#$. Remember foreign and domestic. No it is not funny. F Klause anal Swab and G. Soros
Thanks for reviewing another gem from the bad movie vault.
Feel-good movie of the year.
Is it worth asking why the bank teller was wearing lingerie and an open shirt?
No? Okay…
The only really interesting aspect of this movie is the cover ripped off H.R Giger.
Found this channel and it was an immediate "where has this been all my life" moment. Been bingeing your videos and I have to say this channel is CRIMINALLY under-subbed. The jokes are on point and often edited with the film clips for perfect timing. It also helps that many of the videos are bite-sized which I appreciate in a world where over-stuffed long-winded 2+ hour podcasts/streams have become the norm.
I've always loved cheesy movies but it immediately stood out to me how many videos you've made on movies even I haven't heard of or seen any content online about. Hoping the algorithm manages to shine on this dark corner, definitely deserving of more subs!
I'm pretty sure the hoped for better plot is actually a gritty scooby doo episode.
The story actually was a pretty good idea, if not for the supernatural aspect, the writing, acting, and directing
Looks like there was some inspiration from Exaculibur there too.
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Heh, I was like "umm -" at the exact sime time
Was this a student film or something?! I had a friend in High School who made a better movie than this… sheesh.
The thought of drinking room temperature Jim Beam out of a pint glass is physically making me ill. What a horrible, cursed experience. I don't know why, but you know how that will smell just by looking at that scene.
This looks like a “must buy” movie. 😀
I really enjoyed this movie 🎬
Bring a map for this
This host has the skinniest little arms. They are borderline comical. I imagine he struggles to lift a spoonful of soup lol
As usual I found this place by accident. Getting addictive fast.
Excellent Blackadder reference!
I have seen porn movies with better acting than this. LOTS of them. MOST of them.
That party reminds me of one in Mexio with William S. Burroughs. his common-law wife Joan, Alan Ginsberg when Bill deiced to play William Tell with Joan and…suddenly it was the saddest party ever.