Is Scooby-Doo scary or just goofy or… maybe incestuous? Yes. This… is Canonball.
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Host: Jesse Eisemann
Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
Director of Photography: Michael Strauss
Editor: Bryan Slack
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00:00 – Intro
01:13 – #5: The Scooby Apocalypse Comic
02:56 – #4: Scooby Incest
04:45 – #3: Doll Factory From Hell
07:45 – #2: Scrappy Doo’s Acid Trip Transformation
10:41 – #1: The Ruination Of Childhood
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This video is kinda ass tbh. I love Scooby Doo and Cracked, but this video felt like a last minute rough draft.
What do you mean "…for some reason"?? I don't know ONE PERSON who grew up with the original series that didn't hate Scrappy Doo. Jar Jar had nothing on this little jackass.
Popeye was the proto-mario, Shigeru couldn't use Popeye so he made Jumpman, who became Mario. So he needs to be voiced by someone who equates to an earlier form of Chris Pratt
No more Chris Pratt!!!!
Okay, as a kid the zombie island one actually gave me nightmares.
I was a huge fan of scooby doo-rewatched all the old episodes, all that.
I thought I knew the formula.
I did not.
As a bonus my #1 nightmare fuel at the time was zombies for some reason.
Bad times were had by all.
Scooby-Doo on zombie Island is without a doubt One of the all-time greats and very glad you guys showcased it here, it doesn't seem a lot of people remember that movie. The animation is dated but the story and music were pretty cool.
I had no idea about the post-apocalyptic Scooby-Doo thing, I have to check this out now!
I could watch the roasting of Scrappy Doo all day.
That joke at the end about Chris Pratt as Popeye is actually a good idea, though. It'd just be the same as every other movie where he plays a generic Navy SEAL except he has to eat spinach and wear a dumb outfit. It's comedy gold.
This would have made a really good OPCD Episode, if only Cracked didn’t fire all their talent
Watched these masterpieces so many times they’re burnt into my brain
It kinda seems like Cronenberg is your ONLY reference. Also, what's the life guard costume about? This was just a longwinded way to make a Chris Pratt joke?!! What the fuck? Cracked, what have you become?!
I loved Zombie Island! Had that shit on VHS and would watch it all the time
Ya got me with Velma
Bonus for #4: when all the souls are released at the end, they fly off to presumably find their bodies. Imagine thinking your teen finally turned responsible only to find out they were possessed by demons (which popped out of their body and exploded in front of you). Or imagine the souls that got mixed up at that point
You forgot the scariest aspect of the Zombie Island movie – it got a sequel. A sequel in which the events of the movie happened, but somehow upon their return to Zombie Island, the Scooby Gang is mysteriously much younger-looking, for reasons the movie never goes into – perhaps THEY are the new favored scions of the pagan cat god? Has anyone checked to see if the crooks they unmask survive long after being “sent to jail?”
"Tim Curry hates Scrappy Doo for some reason."
"For some reason"? Have you seen or heard Scrappy Doo? He's an annoying, unjustifiably confident loudmouth who sullies the sweet name of puppies everywhere, and you're confused as to why he'd be hated? I'm flabbergasted as to why you'd include "for some reason" in that line for this video. Of course he's hated. He sucks. Tim Curry is right.
Fun. But, you know, I've never seen a single Scooby Doo show. Ever. Maybe you should do a video on Captain Kangaroo next time.
Then again, that was probably about 50 years before you were born, huh? 🙂
Get Nibirud
The Scooby-Doo universe must have the worst economy ever. All these people who are experts in practical effects and holograms out of work doing real estate scams to get by.
I loved the Scooby-Doo Blair Witch Project as a Halloween promo on the Cartoon Network
"Fredless Hell" is going to be a new epxression I use. Not certain where yet, but I'll find somewhere, sometime…
Chris Pratt should voice Kumar the Everliving, from Thundercats.
Yes, everyone "used to" worship a cat god. Looks around nervously
"mythological" Krampus?
You keep believing that.
Zombie island was the very first Scooby-Doo I showed my daughter when she was 7. I'd never seen it before. I apologized so many times after. Felt like there should have at least been a disclaimer like "this isn't a real Scooby-Doo movie, it's not an old guy in a mask."
Dog incest? Nah, that is just breeding.
Zombie island was great
Gotta be honest, Krampus was probably one of the scariest, if not the scariest, villains in Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. The reveal that he was a robot, leaving the audience, at least temporarily, was definitely one of the eeriest moments.