Vampire Survivors – I'm going to 100% this game (Part 1)



I’m doing it, you can’t stop me.

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  1. Swoopers were green in Mario World, purple in games later down the line like Paper Mario. The green and red color scheme always made me think they were some sort of parrots.

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  2. As someone that has kept the 100% archivs since they added steam archivements, have fun, i will watch the series just because i dont know whats 1.0 progression at all 🙂

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  3. HIGHLY addictive game.
    5:20 Get as many projectiles as you can, right off the bat. Level up the most useful stuff later. Bibles, garlic, holy water, lightning…
    6:40 Kill the blue bats and miniboss-like baddies for more of that kind of thing.
    12:00 Go pick up the geedee orbs! Your life will get a lot easier!!

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  4. “I don’t get hit, because I am a pro-level gamer who does not get hit ever.”

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The “Doc Got Hit” Compilation – Vol. I.

    Round 1
    1:33 – Got hit. Right at the beginning, when the game’s at its easiest, too.
    3:38 – Got hit. A gentle grazing of the bar right before killing it.
    9:07 – Got hit. The bat: “Tickle-tickle”
    9:25 – Got hit. Big oof hit.
    9:33 – Got hit. Rock and a hard place.
    12:00 – Got hit. The Bat Bouncers wouldn’t let him through unscathed.
    12:16 – Got hit. Those bats are always gettin’ you.
    12:51 – Got hit. Boxed into that one.
    12:52 – Got hit. Double-hit!
    13:17 – Got hit. Completely unnecessary, just walked right into the dude.
    14:01 – Got hit. The horde demands blood…
    14:21 – Got hit. “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” and such.
    14:38 – Got hit. Relentless, these ol’ bones.
    15:06 – Got hit. The spoopy ghost wants some, now.
    15:22 – Got hit. More spoopiness.
    15:30 – Got hit. “Awoo!” says Werewolf.
    15:53 – Got hit. Knuckles: “Oh no!”
    16:03 – Got hit. The end is nigh…
    16:08 – Got hit. Here it comes…
    16:11 – Got hit. 1HP Hero!
    16:15 – Got hit. YOU DIED

    Round 2
    20:24 – Got hit. “Braaaains…”
    23:30 – Got hit. You should probably go grab some food, right ‘bout now.
    23:44 – Got hit. Surprise attack!
    26:31 – Got hit. Best be prayin’ for your own salvation.
    27:23 – Got hit. You’re looking like some dead cells yourself.
    28:44 – Got hit. Oh dear, is it already that time?
    28:50 – Got hit. Yep. YOU DIED

    Round 3
    31:58 – Got hit. The Little Bat That Could.
    32:58 – Got hit. No, no more “based” jokes.
    35:23 – Got hit. Betrayed by the very thing which you call home, Mr. Bird.
    37:59 – Got hit. Man, those bats are tearin’ you up, this round.
    38:09 – Got hit. Speak of the Devil.
    40:22 – Got hit. You walked through that first one and didn’t get hit, somehow.
    40:34 – Got hit. YOU DIED

    Round 4
    44:38 – Got hit. And a one…
    44:39 – Got hit. And a two…
    44:59 – Got hit. And a THREE!
    45:21 – Got hit. Too focused on getting that chest.
    50:03 – Got hit. But hey, you went far for those five minutes; congrats.
    51:02 – Got hit. 1 of 2
    51:03 – Got hit. 2 of 2
    51:40 – Got hit. Uh… eh, I got nothin’.
    52:33 – Got hit. Always tunnel-visioning those chest enemies.
    53:12 – Got hit. I sense a lot of bat-based damage in your near future.
    53:14 – Got hit. Called it.
    53:15 – Got hit. Called it.
    54:15 – Got hit. Venus Doc Trap.
    54:51 – Got hit. “Oh, I walked right into that.” Yes you did.
    56:59 – Got hit. “Ruff!” says Werewolf.
    57:01 – Got hit. Oh geez, indeed.
    57:08 – Got hit. Goodbye, my friend.
    57:09 – Got hit. YOU DIED

    Hit-count for Vol. I – 53
    Overall hit-count: 53

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