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this film reeks of Ohio
That watermelon special effect can’t say it doesn’t live up to being the worst.
Ugghh. How embarrassing!
this is not good bad like Manos
10:30 The Elder Scrolls IV. I'm fairly certain that you can make that face in the game. It would be funny if one of those people worked for Bethesda.
Worst horror movie ever made ? But this isn't the Canadian movie Things !
13:49 – I hear Edgard Varese's "Arcana".
That wasn't a mummy, that was a Yeh-tay.
Today I learned Doug Walker used to go by Bill Zebub.
Honestly I won't give credit to people who on purposely make a bad movie then title it that. it's them just being lazy and doing a movie for the memes… Before anyone knew what a meme was.
These must be the best actors/actresses to say some of those lines, but I will say I'm disappointed that they couldn't find one black person in 2005.
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Called "the Worst Horror Movie Ever Made"
And all snob can say is "this movie is not very good".
This is the worst remake of Rocky Horror I've ever seen.
I think a bad movie needs to try, but fails hilariously. This starts out trying to be terrible, so all of the bad effects, dialogue, delivery, and story are simply awful for the sake of being awful. It's not something I'm going to be entertained by, because the irony isn't there. Anyone can shit out bad art on purpose. It takes true unintentional incompetence to make a bad movie that I like.
Oh yeah this video was pretty good
Second half suddenly reminds me of that 80's Dan Christmas Special.
I actually want to watch this with some friends for a bad movie night and see how far we get. Anyone know where to find it?
In spite of those titles, I get the feeling you could sell copies of those movies to any Christian store who just approves of the word "Jesus"
Things is up there for worst horror movies. The Canadian film not the classic.
Shame they didn't do more gore effects. How much effort does it take to fill a papier-mâché head with meat, ffs? Or even just buy more watermelons.
Shouts out Dingbatz and Dingo's Den.
👏👏Have you ever seen ‘Chillerama’? I’d love to see your review on that. The large growing sperm in the ‘Wadzilla’ segment would probably enough.
That's odd, the only Bill Zebub movie that came to my mind was Dolla Morte. Had no idea he made more.
I gotta admit I'd check out 'Dumb and Dahmer'. 😄
Oh shit, I totally forgot I had seen this one.
this makes Neil Breen look like Orson Welles.
edit: so 10:32 just made me do an out loud "WHAT THE FUCK" and scared my cat.
I mean…Axe Em was worse. Like Axe Em was just wholly incompetent. And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Most of the budget went to the custom beer can.
My like made it 999! Your welcome! What did I Win?
I laughed at the guy falling and his head splattering into melon all over the floor, so it cant be the WORST ever made…
Thats a tough call, deciding on whats the worst horror movie ever made. Id say 'any M Night Shamalamadingdong movie after Sixth Sense' simply because there was actual budget and effort put into them, and theyre still all terrible.
Still a better movie than Cursed
At least the movie title is perfectly honest unlike, the title The Bloody Video That Made Me Puke Aunt Gertrude.
Okay, this I HAVE to see! Wait, that was the TITLE?!? I need to rethink my life.
Worst? Eh….
Cheapest? Very possibly.
Still better than Angry Asian Murder Hornets.
Maybe it's just me, but I find these intentionally bad movies more annoying than anything else.
Well, boring and annoying.
I was expecting a re review of Black Devil Doll From Hell.
I actually like how the movie goes through all the different horror movie genres and settings. Might be intentional that their movie is all of the horror movies and all of them are bad.
2:11 Wtf is LittleVMills doing here?
yeah. no. lampshading you not giving a shit, and trying to make a piece of shit, does not excuse you making a piece of shit.
Lol, when the guy with the long hair flipped himself over after being attacked by banana peels, it reminded me on Evil Dead II when Ash is in the kitchen, and Bruce flips himself onto his back.
This is seriously like the 'movies' my friends and I made in High School