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Robin ► https://twitter.com/xycronva
Jack ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvjVjye0Qy3IuV-ZwhRn_dQ/
Lexi ► https://www.youtube.com/c/TheLexikitty/videos
Damien ► https://twitter.com/NotDamienLee
Zach ► https://linktr.ee/zachxfuller
Damien | DO NOT USE THE BLADE: 00:00:00
Robin | AHAHAH BOOMER: 00:11:27
Lexi | 3/4 there :: 00:26:53
Zach | Yes, true.: 00:44:19
Damien | you know… he’s right.: 00:53:01
Damien | sort of true?: 01:04:23
Robin | Why?: 01:17:21
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Giving someone a snarky response that is technically correct is one of my favourite ways forms of passive aggression. Never gets old… Just like a double upload from EmKay, heh. Time to be unproductive at work for the next hour and a half.
when i was looking up the 10 hour’s of complete silence video i saw there was also a 10 hour’s of complete silence remix
ibiza sounding like ibitha isn't too far off from lesotho sounding like lesootoo
36:53 Dead corpses still in the Titanic be like…
15:00 Actually, no you can't. At some point, you'll knock yourself out, at which point your breathing will resume.
19:47– Me: I'm not a pirate.
28:33 What about Nag like when the wife goes nag nag nag you know
31:27
I mean he has a check by his name.
Either everything is bananas or it isn't bananas.
Damien’s back??
Ibiza is another language. Hate it when people are like "WhY aRe ThInGs SpElLeD lIkE tHaT!!!"
I really want an “all of r/rareinsults” video, but only robin and in chronological order so we can see his descent into “rare but unfunny” hell
Think about nail clippers on your teeth what about breathing think about breathing
It's actually Ivitha
Y'all what happened to Zack? I haven't seen a vid w/ him in it in a while. Or maybe I'm just watching the wrong Emkay vids?
Halfway through, had two repeats, I'm good.
Just fyi, /s means serious not sarcastic and /j means "joke" or sarcasm😅
13:07
well actually that is the only correct answer, you can have an atom with more or less electrons than protons, thats literally how molecules form
an atom with less electrons is positively charged and is attracted to atoms that are negatively charged, until the number of electrons equals the number of protons, the atom will either take some from another atom that has too many or combine to form a molecule
so the only correct answer is B
41:32 my dad goes by Justin Case like deadass. That joke will forever be in my life because of him
Yes
Aaakshually …
you can't hold your breath for the rest of your life, because you will pass out before you die and your body will automatically resume breathing.
No, I couldn't let that pass. It's something every parent knows and we have to get the message out there. Your kid is making empty threats. Let them hold their breath as long as they want and keep those cookies for yourself.
11:41 technically not, most old people lack teeth, and therefore when they smile there are no teeth behind the smile.
Oh you son of a walkie slush ~
1:17:14 damien becomes an asmrtist
Dishonor on YOU! Dishonor on ya COW!
I'm left handed. I'm real
Your rage at the pronunciation of Ibiza is classic ignorant American!
24:28 If you were invisible, you'd become blind because light couldn't reflect in your eye so you couldn't see anything.
17: 47 the password is actually incorrect not Incorrect
20:50 made me laugh more than it should have
Nah bro I got scammed, I straight up didn’t get notified
At 24:11 technically people in wheelchairs can't jump
1:27:42
i love this part
6:56
Ahem…JEWS!
Hi, parent of two toddlers here, can confirm, they are all assholes.
26:55 who put a pillow over lexi's face while she was narrating this part?
but seriously whys it so suddenly quiet
Eating 1 pound of cheese doesn’t work that way, you have to eat 3,500 calories to gain 1 pound.
15:24
oh well time to harrass those numbers /j
15:40
can someone explain?
The unrecognisable one always makes me think whether you’re meant to make a stack of faces or replace each of the 30 days
36:55 and ur funeral home is the only place u entered without leaving
Bruuuh i've been watching EmKay for a while now and just realized the voices are different people 💀
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