The Snark Tank Podcast: #124 – Dark Brandon Has RISEN



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45 thoughts on “The Snark Tank Podcast: #124 – Dark Brandon Has RISEN”

  1. Personally the games, movies, and shows talk is what I like you guys for the most. I hope it doesn't affect the main podcast too much to have it behind a paywall.
    I could care less about the current events.

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  2. On the subject of clarity from 90s media to now, take a look at the articles which compare pixel art from the nes era and beyond on an old CRT compared to newer TV's. Chris brought it up , but the pixel art really brings it out. Shit looks like a painting back then compared to now.

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  3. Did you just insult my chin, you weak one? You are sad because you cannot read this comment without realizing that I am using all your words against you, you see that each of your three personas are something to talk about but i have seen Chris' true face and now that I am here I will not allow you to speak unless you are saying what I wanted

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  4. 2:02:11 CD always baffled me. Like, we've had tape cassettes and floppy disks and cartridges and it was haaaard to fuck those up. You needed to either purposefully unwind it or have a faulty player or just smash it to pieces to achieve that. And then comes CD and it's cool, it can hold a lot of information, but why the fuck is it so fucking exposed. There was noooo reason for disks to be like that. And later, wouldn't you know: PSP proved it by basically putting the disk in a floppy-like case! It's like they purposefully designed CD to be expendable like that, so you buy multiple copies of one thing in your life

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  5. Terraria is kinda like Shadow of the Colossus solely in the fact that the bosses are the main point of the game and are the key to progression, but ofc the bosses aren't literal level designs like in SotC. Just strictly the cool idea of the bosses being the way to progress, even more extremely than in Soulsbourne games.

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  6. I don't think you know as much as you claim about Oddworld because Abe's Oddysee was 1 disc you are confusing it with the sequel "Abe's Exoddus" and yes I spelled odyssey and exodus wrong because they do that intentionally in the title but if you didn't know which one had 2 disc's you probably aren't aware of that either but sorry I just get aggregated when people claim to know this stuff and they don't

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  7. 48:50 god no, atheism has been increasing lately, but we still have priests and nuns as teachers in many schools. What you guys would call a private school, we call a catholic school and they have churches attached. It's more like 45% non-religious, which is still pretty high, but we don't have more atheists than not.

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  8. 53:30 Australia is absolutely a beautiful country. Like half the country is tropical to subtropical, there are regions that stretch for over a hundred kilometers that look like the Bahamas, just travel from the Gold Coast across the Brisbane Coast and into the Sunshine Coast. We've got rainforests, native palm trees that just grow along the street, fields of wildflowers, and most of the wild life is actually pretty friendly. The spiders are overblown, south american ones are worse. The Huntsman, the one everyone freaks out about, kills pests; and the only ones that are actually that bad are trapdoor spiders but just wear shoes and don't stick your hand in holes in trees and the ground and you'll be fine. Apart from drop bears, we don't have any large predators; while america has tons. Spider bites hurt and need to be disinfected, snake bites require antivenom, and in both cases the spider or snake isn't hunting you and is only biting in defence or fear; while bites from mountain lions, wolves, or bears can kill you even if you get to a hospital and they have been known to attack people out of nowhere.
    The only large predator we have are crocs, but just don't be a fucking idiot and swim in croc infested water. Most of the people who die by croc were doing something incredibly stupid and earned a darwin award, it's extremely rare for it to happen to someone who did everything right.

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  9. I think the Let's Go Brandon thing got a lot of traction because it was interpreted as a reporter intentionally "censoring" the real chants, which is plausible but probably because you can't say fuck on TV

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  10. The only thing I've ever heard about "Dark Brandon" is how apparently the only people who give a shit about it are a select few ridiculing how forced, out of touch and embarrassing the meme is. Is there some impression floating around that there genuinely are people out there who are losing their shit over it? To me that sounds about as plausible as "Pokemon Go to The Polls" -gaining traction due to it unironically resonating with people as opposed to being out-of-touch boomer cringe.

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  11. Every time yall niggas talk about politics as of late is out of ignorance. Who tf that is talking about civil war is excited I'm curious and would like to be educated.

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  12. "HRT is 'medicine' what is wrong with giving 4 year olds medicine?" Heroine is medicine, doesn't mean you give it to 4 year olds. Dereck is just regurgitating talking points with no scientific evidence.

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