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Woolie needs to lab some anti-lore tech cuz that shit stunlocks him every time.
In this episode, Woolie encounters an issue syncing his memory with cloud storage
Woolie finding out he was wrong at EVERY turn regarding the genophage is very satisfying to see. Can't wait to see how that turns out. i really hope this dlc content isn't 5 more hours
I can’t wait til they read about how much of a gamer Legion is
I want Woolie to know I appreciate him uploading these dossiers. This still remains my favorite piece of DLC because it's not just a lore dump, but it's all contextualized in universe which is such a cool way to expand the characters.
"Bro" "Sis"
-writers who don't have siblings and don't understand sibling dynamics.
"Let's keep things strictly professional."
"You're making me pay for survey intel?!"
Miranda: My father is an egomaniac and complete perfectionist he cloned me from his own DNA to be the perfect human, how I loathe and hate him.
Also Miranda:
How tall are you?
5’
<DISCONNECT>
In which the gang spend 25 minutes reading a single log entry multiple times to get straight info they were already told
Oh man, Woolie’s brain is actually just different, isn’t it? He literally doesn’t properly absorb and process information if it’s delivered in an LP context.
2:36 I didn't realize this until now, but the 'Smart Rounds' upgrade for the heavy pistol appears to be a stock photo of a Meprolight M21 with some greeblies attached to it.
Woolie on the podcast: "we decided against putting all the dossier parts in one episode because they're all good content"
The content: Woolie reading one Mission Report silently to himself and failing his reading comprehension/memory checks for 18 minutes straight
I don't remember if I noticed the mention of Mordin killing with a pitchfork in the dossiers when I ready them. "Have killed many, Shepard. Many methods. Gunfire. Knives. Drugs. Tech attacks. *Once with farming equipment*. But never with medicine." Awesome.
I cannot believe Woolie forgot Mordin's entire character arc and thought he was still working on the genophage though…
Wait, did Woolie just call Miranda a mule?
Quickest way to translate international time into PM is to subtract 12 hours.
I am here for every single second of this.
Shadow Broker dossiers are the Mass Effect equivalent of the fucking Truth Records tapes from MGS5. Blows my mind how they absolutely nail every single one, and I love it all.
6:20 – Oh, please, Woolie: did you ever stop channeling Pockets?
I can't believe Liara became the NSA
10:27 – To be fair, like a solid dozen or so of my patients do actually have penicillin allergies– and that's just that we know have it. So, when we dispense those kinds for someone else, we have to use a separate counting tray specifically so there's no cross-contamination, to stop the odd chance that it gets to someone we/they didn't know they were allergic to.
40+ Episodes and it still bothers me how they say Maelon. Mordin says it like 20 times in that mission and they still say May-LON
16:23 – WE'VE SEEN YOU ASK FOR THAT 'JUST FRAME' DATA BULLSHIT.
24:50 leverage ….the previous shadow broker would probably have offered her a way to have a child potentially via the research they have their fingers in, in exchange she would be his to use for his purposes .
Kirahe is a "bit of a cloaca", says Mordin about the man who got his face and horn torn up.
I know he won't see this, but for military time, you can just subtract 12. That counting is inefficient.
Oh this dossier is the moment I’ve been waiting for
Woolie, I like you a lot, but please, when you get confused, ASK. Insisting on "figuring it out yourself" has lead to more confusion than if you had simply asked.
Bue: "Easy, ho, let's keep this professional yeah?"
Liara: "Yes, Shepard. All this survey data comes to four-thousand dollars."
Blue Checking wallet with 42k dollars in it : "Where's my 'for old times sake' discount?"
Just do minus 12.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "STUNLOCK'D: THE WOOLIE FILES"
I want Woolie to finish out Mass Effect 3, then have Reggie behind the controls for Andromeda
If you're having trouble digesting the lore (I still sometimes forget that Mordin didn't actually come up with the original Genophage), it's probably better to go through stuff like this in chunks and speak your thoughts about them aloud. It helps piece things together (for me, at least) and uh, it's a little less awkward than to watch you re-read stuff in total silence.
Man, Priority: Tuchanka is gonna be WILD
Oh God the STG Mission Report had me dying! Paige RE7 vibes!
How weird is it that Woolie not once never considered sparing Maelon and just telling him to find better Krogans to repair, of fucking work with Mordin. Woolie says he moved away from black and white thinking only to end up forcing himself to choose between hyper dark blue and eggshell. Woolie just straight up likes killing people to "solve" his problems.
Holy shit, this is intolerable
4:03
Blue Last Episode: (shuts down Liara’s friendship) “Let’s keep it professional, Liara, despite all you’ve done for me between ME1 and ME2, you’re not welcome on the 2rmandy.”
Blue This Episode: “Really?! You’re gonna make us buy the info, Liara?!”
Red Shepard: (Picard facepalming meme)
The Hypest Gameplay on YouTube!
Woolie: yeah, the genophage is fine.
Meylon: 999 dead krogan babies would disagree with you.
Woolie: I can easily win a debate with 999 babies and a salarian. *shoots Meylon*
This is the one time Woolie desperately needs to be playing with someone like Little V or Pat who have played these games and know the lore already.
He just isn't quite absorbing the timeline.
Salarians create genophage with intent to threaten krogan with it only. Turians say F that and a weapon needs to be fired to be respected. The krogan won't listen to threats otherwise. And deploy it immediately.
FOURTEEN HUNDRED YEARS PASS.
Mordin's team discovers the genophage is being adapted to and reup it.
It's the gap in how long the genophage has existed Woolie isn't getting. Mordin might speak like he could've been there but this was a long time before humans were even out of the Renaissance. The other complicating factor is krogan can live to be well over a thousand. There are krogan alive right now who remember the rebellions who remember before the genophage.
his trying to healing the krogean without understanding the krogean culter
woolie just -12 or +12