Showing no fear!
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And so the mantle was passed
Tales will be told of the humans love of the caffeinated drink tea and their lovely golden teeth. 😂
For the algorithm 👍 ❤️ ✨️
“Strange creatures, these snipers. He had all of me to shoot at, but he shot at you.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrauBQf7FpI&ab_channel=Lindybeige
nice story
Yep, that's a british officer alright.
"Honey I forgot to duck" Ronald Reagan
That sounds like this story was inspired by one that I heard from Lindybeige (great channel if you're into militaryish history and history in general, and the color beige) about british officers not ducking.
I can't recall half of the quote, but an officer nonchalantly walking through the fire to an enlisted calling out to him to duck replied " … and the men don't like it …" – and I'm not sure whether it was the first or the second half. 😀
The algorithm says "ADvance"
Cadia stands vibes
Now , there's an officer who understood his duty!
British officers do not duck, nor do they run.
I misread the thumbnail, thought the title was "Humans Don't Fuck" clicked to comment "speak for yourself!" But then I saw the title again. XD
That is an officer a grunt would kick down the gates to Hell for. Ask me how I know.
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Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules
Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these.
But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compare.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.
Those heroes of antiquity ne'er saw a cannon ball,
Or knew the force of powder to slay their foes withal.
But our brave boys do know it, and banish all their fears,
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
Whene'er we are commanded to storm the palisades,
Our leaders march with fusees, and we with hand grenades.
We throw them from the glacis, about the enemies' ears.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
And when the siege is over, we to the town repair.
The townsmen cry, "Hurrah, boys, here comes a Grenadier!
Here come the Grenadiers, my boys, who know no doubts or fears!
Then sing tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
Then let us fill a bumper, and drink a health of those
Who carry caps and pouches, and wear the loopèd clothes.
May they and their commanders live happy all their years.
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, for the British Grenadiers.
Halfway down the trail to Hell,
In a shady meadow green
Are the Souls of all dead Troopers camped,
Near a good old-time canteen.
And this eternal resting place
Is known as Fiddlers’ Green.
Marching past, straight through to Hell
The Infantry are seen.
Accompanied by the Engineers,
Artillery and Marines,
For none but the shades of Cavalrymen
Dismount at Fiddlers’ Green.
Though some go curving down the trail
To seek a warmer scene.
No Trooper ever gets to Hell
Ere he’s emptied his canteen.
And so rides back to drink again
With friends at Fiddlers’ Green.
And so when man and horse go down
Beneath a saber keen,
Or in a roaring charge of fierce melee
You stop a bullet clean,
And the hostiles come to get your scalp,
Just empty your canteen,
And put your pistol to your head
And go to Fiddlers’ Green.
[It should be noted that all that have been assigned or attached to the 1st Cavalry Division are Cavalry Troopers regardless of their branch assignment or military occupation skill and are therefore authorized to rest at Fiddler’s Green.]
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