An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | Part 1

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Part 1: The Moon and Stars
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0:00 – Intro
1:10 – No Maidens?
6:19 – The Exploration Arc
10:45 – Garfielf Castle
13:42 – Red Lobster
20:21 – Brasil
25:03 – The Festival
27:09 – Conclusion

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46 thoughts on “An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | Part 1”

  18. I really wasn't expecting this video to have so much German in it. If anyone is too lazy to google it all or doesn't like that some comments aren't thorough enough, I got you:

    21:00
    Das Arbeiterunfallversicherungsgesetz – The Worker Accident Insurance Act
    "der Freundschaftsbeziehung "- Friendship (uncommon phrase)
    Die Unabhängigkeitserklärungen – United States Declaration of Independence
    "DER VOGEL" – The Bird
    "der backpfeifengesicht" – (no direct translation) The face that is begging to be slapped

    21:05
    Top left is the Wikipedia entry for "Dog" in German
    Not sure about the bottom left, it's hard to read, something starting with "It is estimated to be worldwide over 500 million" something.

    21:06
    Das Kindershredder – The Child Shredder (not a real word)
    21:09
    das Hodenverstümmelung – The Testical Mutilation

    23:45
    "Don't think of hunger or exhaustion! Just think about the great German Empire!
    The Prussian people expect an unparalleled victory! For the Emperor!"

    lmk if I missed anything watching too much Max0r gives me a migraine /pos so I don't wanna rewatch the whole thing rn

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  38. 23:42 Fun fact, Redmane Castle can ONLY be skipped if you've either progressed enough into Ranni's questline or reached the Altus Plateau.

    If you haven't done any of those? Redmane Castle and its violent recreation of Cats becomes mandatory.

    Also even if you enter the plaza, you'll still be unable to challenge Radahn due to the festival not starting yet. Meaning that if you don't want to do Ranni's questline, you still will need to reach the Altus Plateau just to fight Radahn.

    Literally the only benefit to this is a couple of items and a legendary weapon.

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