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This week, the boys talk about the creator clash drama, unboxing knives in CSGO cases, and embarrassing stories from when they were younger…
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00:00:00 – intro
00:00:33 – ludwig has been dodging slime
00:01:10 – juvee
00:03:02 – money laundering
00:04:15 – celebrating ludwig’s victory from last episode (he did not win)
00:05:14 – ludwig broke edge?
00:06:50 – slime has to stop calling people this in the workplace
00:09:00 – the creator clash drama
00:15:37 – nick gets put on the spot in a valorant match
00:16:13 – mogul mail is destroying the pillars of journalism
00:18:34 – rocketmoney!
00:20:14 – twitter spaces exposed slime
00:21:04 – the twitter space dark web
00:23:06 – nsfw channel
00:24:00 – HR is getting involved
00:25:43 – the mogul moves beverage
00:26:41 – the olympics esports
00:27:53 – drinking juvee from the Glass Oil Burner
00:29:05 – ludwig is writing a song with other streamers
00:30:49 – the yard cypher 2023
00:32:03 – yan is bald
00:33:15 – nonces look like nonces
00:35:10 – guess the nonce
00:37:42 – how much to make nick break edge
00:38:45 – breaking crack edge
00:40:15 – ludwig hasn’t fixed how he talks yet
00:40:49 – manscaped!
00:43:23 – are we mother?
00:45:05 – the boys were cracking csgo cases
00:46:26 – hasan opened cases because of the boys
00:50:54 – butterball
00:52:00 – slime name’s one woman
00:53:48 – the boys guess the nonce
00:56:50 – the cheerio strategy
00:57:20 – where do you pee in the toilet
01:00:28 – nick use to pee in the bin
01:01:50 – sorry nicks mom
01:03:15 – factor!
01:05:08 – when the boys pissed the bed
01:10:18 – toilet coordinates
01:11:15 – the 2nd great aiden & ludwig debate
01:15:16 – shy bladder syndrome
01:16:39 – ludwig talks to Joe
01:20:21 – the adin ross clip
01:22:30 – kanye’s new post
01:26:05 – how ludwig relates to each of the boys
01:29:30 – thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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Is it just me or did anyone else get a million world of tanks / war thunder ads trying to watch this.
1:12:48 “the ones you eat!”😂
I hope one day you promote Lud to pu**y-man
Slime is definitely mother, Aiden is babygirl
I always thought videos that have a random part of the middle of the video in the beginning for no reason like NMPLOL videos were stupid. And I still do.
when did slime get fat
YouTube is so confusing to me. If a video gets comments it gets boosted in the algorithm. Yet when I’m deep in the comments reading, an ad pops up covering the comment section and brings you back to the top so you have to scroll back to where you were. So it’s like YouTube wants people engaging w videos to know if they’re worth recommending to others, yet hthey make the experience of engaging with the comments SO FUCKING BAD. Advertisers are just so greedy. It’s not enough for them to pause my video to play their shitty ad, they also need YouTube to cover my whole screen with it ruining my engagement w the fucking platform. And their ad algorithm is so shit it’s literally simply woman = baby ads so I’ve just spent hours and hours and hours of my life watching stupid fucking baby ads when I’m never gonna have any kids!!
Once an ep, Nick says a banger and no one catches it. Today, "Pee-Pendicular". fire
People with big dumpies like me and lud sit on the porcelain
When I was a child I didn't care about the noise, location, or even the bubbles. My only goal was try to make the toilet water as yellow as possible. I would aim for the front of the bowl because I thought that would mix the pee and the water to maximum effect.
Speaking of piss stories. One time when I was really young I woke up in the middle of the night and had to piss REALLY badly so I blindly booked it down the hall to the bathroom but I just could not find any of the light switches or the bathroom doorknob. I don't know why I could not for the life of me figure out how to get into this bathroom, I assume I was just so out of it or still partially dreaming/asleep. I found what I THOUGHT was a towel on the floor and said fuck it I'll stand here and piss my pants like a man. It was not a towel, it was a blanket, my favorite one 🙁 My mom was pissed
I always knew Nick was a little piss boy
Just saying I would rather do crack…. Sorry slime.
to this day i have no explanation why but when i was in grade 6 i would sometimes pee on the top of the urinal but near the end of the year a kid saw and told on me and when i was waiting to go in the principals office the secretaries and every teacher that came in were gossiping about it and i guess the whole faculty had been trying to catch me all year
I’ve got the pee shyness that Nick witnessed where it just takes a minute to start up, even if it’s my boys next to me it’s tough to start up
1:11:45 Aidan is right
This might be my top 3 favourite episode
I can't fucking listen to you guys talk medical shit, please more melee shit so I can feel dumb again.
Oh my god I also used to pee in the trashcan, but it's cuz I was scared to leave my room in the dark so I would be in the small trashcan in my room.
most handsome intro yet
dawson is mother
just to clarify something and nothing against the boys i just want to tell everyone where the term mother comes from. it’s apart of ballroom culture and black queer culture. the term mother refers to the mother of a house in a ballroom setting and calling something “mother” started there. house mothers are chosen members of the houses who represent and sort of mentor them. it was just recently picked up by stan culture this past year but has been around for decades. if anything here is wrong feel free to correct me!
the only time i experienced paruresis was when i had to pee in front of a guy for a drug test
im telling you right now nothing turned my head faster than seeing the formula to pissing standing up in the thumbnail
33:15 GENERAL SAM LOL
if I saw slime in real life I think I would run in fear of him roasting me on the podcast talking bout a fan recognizing him
My parents tossed cheerios in my toilet too. It's one of the reasons I won't eat plain cheerios.
My pee shyness is the worst and most inconvenient when I'm out at a concert or club, it's so embarrassing not being able to go while others are peeing laps around me