It’s always hard to choose who should draw your ire first in a commander game. We put together a list of fifteen players that you should be focusing your attention on in the early-game.
I just imagine rolling up to a game like "I haven't played my wet deck in a while" only to open up a dry deckbox and have to head home without playing. Living in the desert sucks.
I walk up to you, head bowed in shame, muttering an apology under my breath. then I look up, and speak with a quivering voice: "piss episode, please." there are tears in my eyes.
Dude last time i played on spelltable, this one guy had a porn playmat, some loud noice in the background and was continuously switching between Andrew Tate videos and porn on his phone when it was not his turn. He was very surprised when he was killed first for some reason.
I think you can't go wrong trying to kill the person who has drawn the most, or has the most mana. Its harder to tell whos drawn the most in paper, but in digital your target is way more obvious.
The Piss section was ridiculous. I love it. Also, with the turns thing, I only get to play every few weeks at best, so I just don't get to exercise some of the things my deck can do. I try to speed it up some, but without taking the car to the track, you don't really get to know how it runs.
I always find asking the positive form of the question results in a better outcome than asking the negative; e.g. "may I draw a card/make a treasure" as opposed to "do you pay the x".
First! Love the LGS ASMR ❤
Be sure to triple sleeve your wet deck
I just imagine rolling up to a game like "I haven't played my wet deck in a while" only to open up a dry deckbox and have to head home without playing. Living in the desert sucks.
Piss episode pls
I walk up to you, head bowed in shame, muttering an apology under my breath. then I look up, and speak with a quivering voice: "piss episode, please." there are tears in my eyes.
Okej everyone,
who wants to die first 😉
Dude last time i played on spelltable, this one guy had a porn playmat, some loud noice in the background and was continuously switching between Andrew Tate videos and porn on his phone when it was not his turn. He was very surprised when he was killed first for some reason.
Dang it can't even shave during a casual game of EDH now…
Also damn that fart joke broke me 😂
anarchy is when you hack the goverment to deliver unlimited Bisque Coins to the populace, just to watch the world boil
Pissisode when?
Are the hotness scores all 7s like our commander decks?
wet deck wins!
I think you can't go wrong trying to kill the person who has drawn the most, or has the most mana. Its harder to tell whos drawn the most in paper, but in digital your target is way more obvious.
The Piss section was ridiculous. I love it.
Also, with the turns thing, I only get to play every few weeks at best, so I just don't get to exercise some of the things my deck can do. I try to speed it up some, but without taking the car to the track, you don't really get to know how it runs.
I demand either a full Piss Episode or a full ASMR Episode.
Well this was no help. I play against all these players all the time and still don't know who to kill first! 😀😀
Lets have a follow-up who not to kill episode.
Wow that was hysterical! Thank you ☺️
I love how off topic you guys get
I always find asking the positive form of the question results in a better outcome than asking the negative; e.g. "may I draw a card/make a treasure" as opposed to "do you pay the x".
Thanks for making me laugh out loud in the middle of the office
We've entered our BisqueEDH era