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Today we’re taking a look at one of my all time favorite shows, not just to cover on the channel but in GENERAL. It’s “It Takes a Thief”. A Discovery Channel reality show where Ex Burglars Matt and Jon go across the country to just… break into peoples houses… to help them. It’s perfect. It’s basically MTV’s Room Raiders but so much worse in the most hilarious ways. So please enjoy me enjoying this absolute gem of a show… again… for like the third time.. whatever I don’t care just watch.
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00:00 Intro
01:20 It Takes a Thief
04:59 Aura
06:23 Aura End
06:24 More It Takes a Thief
26:42 Outro
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Chris James I need to know where you got this shirt quickly please 😭
Dude you took the McAllister joke right out my mouth. And then ya said it. That looks just like that home
So just that day they ordered and got that statue shipped and all? Haha wow
The only people that hold game controllers like that are hardcore Tekken players😂
Did the fraternity president really just casually say “we usually keep the fire escape locked”??
It Takes A Queef 😭
Holding the controller like that I assume he was playing a fighting game
14:58 You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half
You are Jerry Seinfeld funny. Not funny enough to stand with the kings of comedy, but just funny enough to entertain peasants.
I just know the producers told him to break that shamrock 😂😂 the blatant disrespect
Woa damn Pappa soprano would be proud of u for wearing that shirt
Where the hell did you find this? Ive tried for literally years to find this show online and have never been able to
I absolutely loved this show! I always got the same vibe from the hosts. John never wanted to quit, he just started doing legal burglary.
Chris out here lookin like Charlie Sheen lol.
Matt is wearing nothing but Irish stuff and Red Sox gear, he looks like he lives in a beer ball, only reason he looks ok at the end is he is immune to hangovers from severe early alcoholism.
I was in college in 2004, and never once called anyone fresh LOL
Tag body spray. Is that still around I haven't heard that name in years.
I remember this.
that dude was playing claw, I actually hold my controllers like that lol
Hey I don't care what anyone says I quit my job and watched milf manor in my boxers cause of you😂
25:05 Bro looks like he just got back from 'Nam.
By far my favorite content creator. You have been making me laugh obnoxiously for a few years now keep it up bro
You look like a liberal version of the sapronos
4:00 my dad actually use to play like that until I showed him how to hold it . Probably from playing arcades
He just destroyed your most priced possession
@ 3:54 it’s called the claw grip! But yeah, very few games require such a grip. Lol it’s all fake for the camera
Ok but all the Lana Del Rey merch 👏🏼🫶🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
I can finally sleep for the first time since the other episode when they opened the safe. Thank you for this freedom.
I miss this show
I'm almost old enough to be your mom, and I just found your channel: I'm loving revisiting these HORRIBLE shows from the early 2000s.
Reality TV was the wild west back then and it was so offensive and tacky. I laugh constantly at your observations, so thanks for enduring this trash for the rest of us!
Wat movie poster is that on the wall?
Short answer is, all of them.
Mostly Bruce
Used to love this show. Don't remember any of them.
Should be called.., "It Takes A Script". SMH
Have to say this right now people have probably already told you but I'm pedantic robbery is not home invasion robbery is about taking items for monetary gain home invasion is about breaking in somewhere and hurting the person living there there is a big difference
Banna bread dude … Hell yeah..
But breaking my leprechaun bro… Messed up
Awe man they turned him into a Mormon by the end cause his mom saw..
I use my controller like that for Tekken tag.
just so you know, some people that game HEAVILY actually do hold the controller like that when they play fighting games or button mashing games. its easier and faster to mash with your index and middle finger, than it is with a singular thumb. it actually looked like some of the realer gameplay i've seen on tv, the controller was even on!
Chris ain’t no gamer if he’s never seen the raptor claw grip
Just so you know, we come for the videos, but we stay for the hair!
big big W mr james
What pisses me off is, though it is a ridiculous generalization, Andrew Tate has more reverence for the women who dominate in childcare than his own female counterpart Pearly Things. Who say women are trash because they don't dominate "dangerous jobs" like oil rigging and construction.
Nah man that controller thing is real. People who play a lot of Fighting Games like Tekken are holding their controllers like that because it is easier to hit the combos
I've met Matt a few times, I'm in a band with his younger brother Spencer, fun fact Spencer collects baseball cards, not Matt.
I call bullshit on him using Aura before he was sponsored and if he is lying about that what else are they lying about?
I also watched this after school. Good show tho
We had a British version of this too called 'beat the burger', very silly show.
Lmao 😂 that statue smash was the funniest and most unfunny devastating thing I have seen in my life 😂 whyd they do him like that
The Ryan shit at the end killed me