They. Can. Only. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time | COMPLETELY IMPROVISED Letter of Complaint.



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36 thoughts on “They. Can. Only. Speak. One. Word. At. A. Time | COMPLETELY IMPROVISED Letter of Complaint.”

  1. Growing up in the US around a bunch if brits, everyone looks at me weird when I say American Football or occasionally I’ll say football (instead of soccer) and they get all confused.
    Football will always be its true name. 😂

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  2. The first thing that came into my head when reading the title:
    They. Can. Only. Say. One. Word. At. A. Time. This. Is. How. Their. Relationship. Spiraled. Out. Of. Control.
    Why does my brain work like this

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  3. "Dear football,

    I am Tony. I like football. I regularly watch football and play football. However, last night I saw football and I was disappointed. America versus England 0-0! What the fuck is that?!

    I am a British bull. America has no place in my sport and in my country. That's the honest truth. If I can't go to America to play soccer, they can't come here and play football.

    My son said to me, "Dad"—because he is a small leprechaun. "Why are the Americans doing this to us?" I was heartbroken. I bent down on my knees and I said to him, "Boy, you're Irish, I am English. You're leaving this house because I believe you are the foreigner."

    Now, I'm childless. My family have gone. I am alone crying without a good boy. That's the problem with FIFA.

    yours sincerely, Tony Tonyson"

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