They Blindly Speak of Science
Parody of “She Blinded Me With Science” performed by Thomas Dolby and written by Thomas Dolby & Jo Kerr
(1 Timothy 6:20, Romans 1:18-23, Isaiah 5:20)
Ha!
They’re going through the motions
They’re tryin’ to tenderize the meat
They teach us evolution
Their speech is very Darwin-y
Mm but they blindly speak of science
They blindly speak of science … hmm!
6:20 in First Timothy — Hey-ey
Shamu!
Huh, huh
When I’m standing close to them
(Blindly speak of science)
Science!
Huh uh
I can tell they’re cynical
(Blindly speak of science)
Science!
Science!
Mmmmm now, but they’re going through the motions
They wish eternal life to be
A ceaseless evolution
Mm mm — they preach it like a homily
They blindly speak of science
They blindly speak of science
They’re failing in theology
When these Mensans lecture me
(Blindly speak of science)
Science! Mm mm, mm mm, mm
I can feel chicanery (Blindly speak of science)
Science!
Ha! But they’re going through the motions
Unnaturally making up beliefs
I say they’re in collusion
They yell and make it hard on me
They blindly speak of science
They blindly speak of science
Mm — They’re smitten with that knowledge tree
Good heavens, this spat’s emotional! They’re brutal, though!
Ayyyy!
Mmmm … I don’t believe it! There’s just no defense!
They’ve tidied up, but I can’t find evidence
All they do’s unwise and Heaven knows
It’s just a crazy notion
But — they’re going through the motions
And when they tenderize the meat
And teach us evolution
Their speech is very Darwin-y
Uhhhh they blindly speak of science
They blindly speak — of science … hmm mm
Don’t buy the big myth
1 Timothy 6:20
Timothy, guard what has been entrusted to your care. Turn away from godless chatter and the opposing ideas of what is falsely called knowledge …
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