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Music from:
Dyna Blade- Kirby Air Ride
Dusty Dune Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy
Umaro’s Theme- Final Fantasy 6
Metropolis- Ratchet & Clank
Fleet Glide- Super Mario Galaxy
Big Bad Bugaboom- Super Mario Galaxy
Flip Swap Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy
Gang Plank Galleon- Super Mario Galaxy
Kevin Macleod- @incompetech_kmac
Clips Used:
Goose literally crashes out- https://youtu.be/dwGm0v0BJbw?si=5VS3U1Y1WBOza9Tb
Literal elephant baby shower- https://youtu.be/qTy320CMO74?si=MXhf9BHPxUj2TJKe
Elephant disrespects rhino’s bloodline- https://youtu.be/9LITVqyKcN8?si=axpsqohUJ5GOPL1x
Exploding termites-https://youtu.be/xecJSrseQcU?si=FeonZyb_6mdM22d1
Surrounded by Africanized bees- https://youtu.be/eIVntzNqLE4?si=802hP70aGO0EX9Xu
Sparrow goes after chicks- https://youtu.be/apx_Z6ba7xw?si=NUdrT94-34P5JttG
Mother sparrow destroys family- https://youtu.be/nvbdTg_OrP4?si=9VKeYcl7lp-zahqR
Goose takes out seagull- https://youtu.be/v9IZvDFX224?si=LTV75AhojHPEXqZN
Angry frog scream-https://youtu.be/22_SjK9CIps?si=B-ONgAgvbYhK9tu_
Chimpanzees dispose of former leader- https://youtu.be/ANvzW_Uaaxw?si=PB1c_1d4Byu8CHd4
Research mentioned:
House sparrow infidelity study: https://academic.oup.com/beheco/article/15/2/219/223459
Stock Footage from:
Gettys
Pond5
Shutterstock
iStock
source
Uhm the elephant and tiger bro lost his fingers and had injuries, they were Rangers looking for an escaped tiger it was in India if I'm not mistaken
What did she do to the animal?
Wait did you soundtrack the start of this list with Kefka's theme? It's pretty quiet…but it'd be perfect if it was since you're in the middle of describing insanity plagued dick moves. If I'm wrong, it's at least something similar from that era, so it's got the right vibe regardless. Aka, well played either way, man. Love it on many levels
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Calling what geese do "nesting" is being pretty generous… they only use them for like 2 weeks so they're hilariously bad at it. They pull whatever the opposite of a domain expansion is to lay eggs in.
Also I learned by random "cloud won the battle sword swinging" um, practice? I was just swinging a long piece of bamboo like a sword because I'm still 5 years old. Anyway, it you helicopter a long object-ive used a hoodie held by sleeve or hood in place of a long stick-overhead nearby a bunch of Canada geese, you can sorta herd large groups of them away!
I love the scene at the end with the Elephant protecting his human. Nice ending after all that ugly! Thank you 🙂
12:30 "call it kaisen the way you 'bout to get jujutsu jumped"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dead! I'm dead, gone, typing in heaven! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:53. Welp, I love elephants now. Good job.
"When a tiger dubbed the 'Maneater of chumpawat' killed 436 people, giving her the highest human body count of any single animal"
Gustav the crocodile: "Am I a joke to you?"
0:00–0:07 "This man is already dead. He just doesn't know it yet."
What was the song playing in the bald eagle footage?
elephants having YN’s is insane
absolutely chef's kiss putting the protective elephant at the end. Fantastic juxtaposition.
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Arguably the best channel on youtube! 💯
My spirit animal is the Siberian Tiger… cause I'm scared of geese 😳
Yoooo, the asteroid level music from ratchet and clank 1 slaps! Love to hear it randomly in a video.
Finally someone acknowledging that geese are evil
Honeybadgers are kings of crash out 😂
i never understood the whole geese thing. they may try to intimidate you but if you square up and stand firm with them even the wild ones they will back off. I cant count how many times ive had to move them off the road because they are blocking traffic and everyone else is too scared to get close to them.
I sure hope Bull Sharks are in this video
Edit: Aww. Am sad
No one is talking about that “elephino” joke? 😅
Hearing about The sparrows makes me wonder how aliens would describe human mating habits and parenting. Like,
"Many choose to mate for life, but there are also many cases of having multiple or no partners. Additionally, 50% to 60% of the species end up leaving their partners at some point.
The humans typically give birth to litters of one, which will live with them usually well into adulthood; though many of the species will kick them out once they reach maturity.
Additionally, you can find many of them raising multiple children at once, with large periods of time between each of their births, which can cause tension and strain in many nests."
I’m very humbled atm ngl
1:47 What is that music from?
Hippo the biggest crashout
If only african ppl treated colonizers the way their bees and nature treated em and werent so docile like colonizer bees
LEAVE the animals ALONE!!! 🤣
2:17 "elephino" that's a bar right there
For those who believe that toxic masculinity doesn't exist. Elephants, Rhino and Ducks are all in Exhibit A
PS 12:59 Oh that is too far, a whyte guys get attacked by two male monkeys and Gloria Allred became his lawyer.
I guess she thought the monkeys was code-word for black guys.
The fact people claim that one woman was involved in poaching yet still haven't provided evidence, at least as far as I know, suggests she wasn't. Honestly they either need provide proof or shut up and play in traffic if they are making shit up like I suspect.
Termites be like "Goodbye, Tien!" 😇🎇
when will people learn to not fuck with nature…
Double Standard exist even with FEMALE sparrows