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The decree is a tutorial on how to summon a toilet with a head that sings "skibidi" on repeat.
I think it’s instructions for a really powerful WMD that’s under or in the golden throne. It will reveal how to activate it, which will kill everyone and everything on and around terra, giving the emperor enough warp/psychic energy to deal major damage to chaos, whilst also killing any threat on terra. This is just a theory i have from a thing a while back from someone speculating that the golden throne has a wmd in it.
A recent book heavily hinted that it is in fact a genetic virus that targets astartes geneseed
Kaboom
My guess is someway to navigate the webway outside the known galaxy to a safe harbor somewhere else that the last remnants of humanity could escape too.
Kal drago?
Talked to a friend about this who loves 40k lore. Our best guess was its a simple order to pull all chapters into full retreat to Terra. Pulling all the might of the human race into one concentrated spot in the galaxy.
Inside is a note that says 'lol you're fucked'
So it's a box full of ham then?
It's hard to think the Emperor being Maimed and chaos being at the gates of Terra was not "Humanity's darkest hour".
I think the gray templars fumbled that one.
Bruv, is this empire is on brink of collaps because of war, man then that enemy must be Truly impressive
Yeah but where is kaldo draigo?
"Please delete my internet search history" – ❤ God Emperor
The parchment says:
two number 9s,
a number 9 large,
a number 6 with extra dip,
a number 7,
two number 45s,
one with cheese,
and a large soda.
it says : Win campaign – i r winner CHEAT CODE
Bet it's Enuncian
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The orignal scrape of the first receipt from the old ones left by Games workshop. Still fresh with printed ink. Along side weird frogman porn of the oldones and side a prime can of Raid with a note to " Use in case of tyrinids"
I bet it's friendship
Parchment doesn't last ten thousand years. The Grey Knights are idiots for not reading it
But … but what is it though? 😱
"Brother, it is time, open the sacred box and read from the divine parchment"
"Yes my lord… Cracks seal, unrolls parchment reverently … Oh"
"Have you been frozen by the forces of chaos, by the throne, what does it say?"
"Well unless the salvation of the Imperium is: Eggs, milk, bacon and hemorrhoid cream, I think this is his shopping list, the papers must have got mixed up"
"Well shit"
There’s is console command codes inside that box
The amount of self restraint Malcador have to not open the box when there's so much crazy things happening in the universe is commendable.
The emporer looks like a johnny I know
Well actually it has a set of simple instructions that
What da f**k do you think its going to do, its going to blow Up – 40K Mr Torque
Here's an idea: "Hey guys, look. I may've failed you all. But there is someone who won't. Here's how to bring him here. May he Rip and Tear, until it is done."
And after following the instructions…..the Doom Slayer is now in the 40K universe. And he thus leads a one-man genocide against everything that wants humanity dead. Also reforming the Imperium too, as he's always been a softie at heart and does NOT tolerate harm to innocents.
Theres a 0% chance that a 10,000 year old piece of parchment stored in a wooden box is in anyway readable… most likely dust at this point.
I think it’s what the Horus Heresy books have been hinting at: a genetic kill switch for every single astartes warrior in the galaxy. Press it, and every space marine in the galaxy drops dead. The reality shattering wars stop, humanity is left defenseless but free of the marauding forces of chaos, and the galaxy as we know it ends.
This knowledge was supposed to be known only to Kaldor Drago , expect visit from Inquisition.
I bet is a plan to recreate humanity
The ultimate gene seed of the emperor
A few ark ships with non warp ftl
Super stc ai
All technology knowledge
Sounds safe enough
Im sure its now comfirmed that just kills off astartes and i think primarchs
It’s how to summon the doom guy
with now critical the situation is with the nids I'd say it's becoming more likely this will come into effect
It’s the “become the crisis” ascension perk
But why the grey knight, his new creation untested, rather than the custodes, his most loyal servant ( in short )
If it's really actual parchment, I think it would be totally 40k for it to have turned to dust over the millenia.
I don't think that this "failsafe" is the Emperor's. I think it is Malcador's. A failsafe against the Emperor Himself, one known only to Malcador. And my gut tells me that time travel is involved.
imagine the scroll in there just says: "sucks to be you!" xD