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The Englishman’s wife makes her way up to the golf tee, gracefully bends over to place her ball on the tee. As she does so, a gust of wind blows her skirt upward, revealing she isn’t wearing any underwear. Astonished, the Englishman exclaims, “My goodness, Elizabeth! Where on earth are your undergarments?”
She looks at him and replies, “Reginald, given the modest budget you provide me for managing the household, I simply can’t afford undergarments.” Touched by her plight, the Englishman reaches into his pocket, pulls out a 50-pound note, hands it to her, and says, “Here, go and buy yourself some proper undergarments.”
Next, the Irishman’s wife steps forward, bends over to put her golf ball on the tee, and the wind, just like before, blows her dress up revealing she too isn’t wearing any underwear. The Irishman is taken aback and says, “Good heavens, Agatha! Where are your bloomers?” She retorts, “With the meager household allowance you give me, I can’t afford to buy any bloomers.” The Irishman, feeling a little guilty, pulls a 20-pound note out of his pocket, hands it to her, and says, “Here, get yourself some decent bloomers.”
Finally, it’s the Scotsman’s wife’s turn. She walks up to the tee, bends over, the wind gusts up blowing her dress upwards and, just like the other women, she’s not wearing any underwear. The Scotsman exclaims in surprise, “What the devil, woman? Where are your bloody knickers?”
She responds, saying, “Given the paltry sum of money you give me for running the household, I can’t afford any damned knickers.” The Scotsman, unflappable as always, reaches into his pocket, pulls out a comb and retorts, “Well, tidy yourself up a bit.”
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