Starfield is out, and is worse than I could have possibly imagined. So, let’s get down to business and review this slop.
#starfield #syntheticman
0:00 Pain Compilation
3:49 Intro
10:50 Technical Issues
12:45 Gameplay – Shooting
18:16 Gameplay – Loot & Swimming
22:24 Gameplay – Space Exploration & Ship Combat
28:15 Character Creator & Pronoun Controversy
34:12 Skill Trees
36:20 The World of Starfield
42:39 The Ugly NPCs & Wokeness
49:06 Quest Design & Player Choice
53:04 The “Evil” Faction
54:26 Faction Quests
1:00:30 Side Quests & “Cutscenes”
1:08:35 The Main Quest (SPOILERS)
1:15:00 New Game Plus
1:17:38 Conclusion
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a sign of things to come…TES VI will be a complete disaster.
Talk about playing a game as badly as you can I feel sorry for you as I’m having a blast
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This game just flat out fucking sucks ass glad I played it on gamepass and didn't waste money.
I see many comments missing the point. The evil of this game is not a result of incompetence. Many Bethesda games are a wild mix of incompetence, great ideas, and passable execution. What you are seeing here is INTENTIONAL deconstruction of what you once loved. This has nothing to do with IQ, maturity, or any other circumstantial reasons. This is INTENTIONAL. It's a statement.
imagen more lies from todd the liar howard now you better run along now and invest in logan pauls newest scam ffs it just works after the modders do all the work to fix it and make it better and add everything that the game was supposed to be this is why i did not buy any more Bethesda games since New Vegas
bro you just simply hate every game,every time you review something is like they only has flaws to see
Sam Coe is a Maxi pad in a cowboy hat.
For a about a decade now, people have been fed mediocrity trough mass media, and because normies consume mediocrity, then the average product doesn't need to be excellent. At some point in this video, there was the soundtrack of Deus EX, an exceptional sci-fi cyberpunk RPG from 2000, and it just reminded me how nowadays everything is so creatively bankrupt compared to those early days. Thank God Baldur's Gate 3 at least is excellent and I enjoy spending hundreds of hours into it, cuz the rest of the industry is just meh. Excellent review 🙂 I knew in advance to not trust Bethesda, so I won't buy this game, I won't even pirate it, my time is precious.
It's weird there's one pirate faction, there should be a whole ton
I feel really bad because they got me on the pre order of 76 and the pre order of this game . I feel the same way it’s not a very good game and I went back to Fallout 4 .
If they want to add a bunch of blacks then fine, but do they all need to have the same old face and brown/blonde white person hair?
The gay has to go.
The boost packs animations are the exact same as fallout 4s jetpack, also it's 2331 or whatever and they can't make a decent jetpack
what if bethesda is paying you to be an anti-shill so that when the game is fixed and marginally playable, you will be one of its strongest defensors
Bro honestly everyone is entitled to theor own opinions best game that has come out in awhile.
I had to switch the install from an HDD to an nvme m.2
I am always disappointed by the amount of people who get excited for these games in the first place,if you are any kind of a serious gamer you should have seen this coming from a mile away.
the most hilarious thing was people hyped over this and being like "this is the one, its gonna be PERFECT!"
bethesda exists thanks to morons like that
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Disappointment Discovered
Hilarious absolute woke garbage
Im glad Im not the only who gets annoyed by the dialogue and decides to shoot everyone in the room.🤣🤣 Quicksave is the real MVP of this game. Sarah really hates it sometimes. I tried to put her down for good too but Todd says I cant do that
This guy has decent criticisms of the game, but he’s also racist as f**k
I think it's a mistake to assume that this is a game and not just a vessel for the message.
To be blunt…I don't care for any token "Woke" characters in any of the games I play hence why I play only minecraft or incremental games.
Here, have a dislike. Not watching through, I want to keep my brain cells intact.
This is why I still get stoned and play a modded Skyrim and get lost for hours just like I did when I was a teen the feeling never went away
One thing Fallout 4 did right was it didnt have too many essential npcs and you could blast people into goop mid conversation all the time. Wtf Bethesda?
Synth you gotta play separate ways now🗿
I’m convinced Bethesda paid off all these reviewers lying about the game not being lazy, uninspired trash.
That, or they’re mentally ill, it’s hard to tell these days.
People giving this even a 6/10 are being extremely generous, it’s criminal how bad this is.
Old bethesda is definitely dead.
Bethesda abandoned the old ways.
Thank you for saving me money. Appreciate it bro!
But the hd food packs man! GOTY for sure!
lmao, I was kinda done with the game when I jumped off Neon (which was a huge disappointment in itself) and landed in the shallow water
I did actualy liked Fallout 4 even over that moronic conversation but the Starfield… uh, it is mess from second one! Wors game openning ever, even when counting games with NO opennings xD
The amount of people advocating for Fallout 4 in your comments is uncanny.
I've never watched one of your videos before, clicked on it despite its length because it's the only overtly negative review that's come up in my feed; it piqued my curiosity. I don't play virtually any "AAA" games so I wouldn't have bought it anyway, but boy, sure looks incredibly bland based on your review.
There's a place for games that don't want to be edgy in the slightest and just want to give you a feel-good time with no friction. Plenty of great games can be described that way, but Starfield, an open world sci-fi fps from a company that's historically known for worlds built around conflict between factions and world-changing catastrophes, should probably be a bit more exciting.
But hey, we all know the indie space is where interesting and fun games get made these days. People who genuinely expect games made directly by the major publishers to enthrall them should've paid closer attention to the space in the early 2010s and seen the writing on the wall. Gen 7 was the final hurrah for many of the big companies that have only tarnished their brands in the years since.
Sorta like you said in your review, the saddest and strangest part is that people fall for the hype every single time and the companies are never forced to change their behavior.
So many developers used to treat their games like the most important entertainment in the world. Now, so much of it feels like it's designed just to "give you SOMETHING to do", as if a game need only be less boring than doing nothing at all.