SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.
Today we will be studying Item number SCP-871: Self-Replacing Cake, Object class: Keter.
SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as “cake”. When any instance of SCP-871 is consumed by a human or a collection of humans, it is replaced approximately 24 hours afterward with a similar cake.
SCP-871’s danger originates in the consequences of an instance not being eaten. Any instance of SCP-871 which is not consumed will cause a new cake to be created in its vicinity after 24 hours.
As there is no known mechanism for halting SCP-871’s replication, any uncontained instances could replicate exponentially, quickly becoming unmanageable. It is estimated that an uncontrolled outbreak originating with a single instance would render the earth uninhabitable within 80 days.
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Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind
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Eat the cake, Anna Mae!
Site director: To all researchers involved in SCP 871 research, the word "cake" does NOT refer to the gluteus maximus, no matter how the colloquial definition has changed since containment. All avenues into this "research" are to be closed, immediately.
Thank goodness it's not a lie lol 😂
overindulgence or binge of consuming foods just to fulfill insatiable " sweet tooth " cravings would eventually lead to heartburn , indigestion , gastrointestinal tract acid reflux or worse if uncontrolled , mismanaged or whatever
you won't get indigestion by merely swallowing your whole pride down to your narrow or congested tummy should you choose to wilfully disobey your own conscience due to being guilty to one of the Seven ( 7 ) Deadly — be it Mortal-type or Venial — Sin according to Saint Francis of Asisi : GLUTTONY
committing stubborn Compunction would yield to severe consequences
There has to be a way to destroy said replacements without causing diabetes to everyone.
Im diabetic, can’t help you out with this one. Let me know if it’s steak chicken or spinach, then I can help
This anomaly will end the world not with a bang, but with diabetes.
Imagine having one of the instances being Mario's cake, that would explain why mario doesnt have it in the new movie
If the cakes are jettisoned into SCP-3001, or 106's pocket dimension, the world ending threat would be neutralized.
I want to see the D class that had to see another D class get SHOT to motivate them to eat a damn cake. Best D class assignment, hands down.
Self-Replicating Cakes: Exists
Mr. Hungry: Now this looks like a job for me
these cakes will help the universe live on. for eternal time.. when humans die out. the cakes will create so much mass. that new stars and planets will from from them and eventually blackholes. good stuff. so the heatdeath will be prevented. via cakes…
Dr Bright has been warned about leaving foods near facility air conditioning intakes, this includes non anomalous fresh baked cakes!
LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!!
Keep Dr. Bright far away from scp 871 we don’t need him to find a way to replicate himself more then he does
Got distracted by by the other cake. What were you saying something about slight "mutation."
They should rename it "Let them eat cake" lol
871 is good scp
I would assume that SCP-2611 could be used in cases of an emergency in case there are not enough Class D personnel.
Those are definitely double D's
Best D class assignment.
Give it to scp 524(can eat anything), scp 999(consume sweets).
Talk about, "Death by Chocolate"! 🍫
SCP organization really needs some sort of disassembler and replication system