A completely lore accurate story of a rogue trader house’s accomplishments.
yes, Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau is canon.
Inspired by some DreadAnon dubs:
https://youtu.be/6vylfU0ATsw?si=Q0z32KrfiIXUV8Cp
https://youtu.be/45TzDuF5mj8?si=zN5q9SEG58QjzGmL
Music is Strange Ways by Silent Partner:
https://youtu.be/qHQSlpFXLvs?si=4J6-XaLnWvkHS3-V
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The emperor protects
This man needs watch hours for monetization, time to cycle the duke nuked playlists bois
a guide on how to create names in warhammer 40K
step one: punch your keyboard.
step two: add an ius, er, ous, or an ion at the end of step one.
step three (optional): you may add a random number at the end of the name if it fancies you (for example: "The IIth", it is recommended that you use the roman numerals for more class).
congratulations, you now have your very own warhammer name!
this video made me realize that i need more monty python jokes in my life, especially in warhammer memes. please make 'biggus dickus' be a character in some eisenhorn book that would just make my day
Man I miss those silly names. Makes it more iconic. Well at least there was a planet named murder. That captured some of the silliness
I could read this in a book and not even consider it originating from a greentext
I'd love to hear more tales about these guys lol. Or of any character of other factions.
Abelard, like this video for me
And the funny thing is; this is all completely canonically functional.
– silly names
– retconned lore
– over-the-top characters
– political references
Yup, this is rogue trader.
I can't believe you'd just post snippets directly from the books like this.
Best part is that they really actually used Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau. That is a real name from old 40K lore and I’m not even kidding.
The only thing that's not fake or exaggerated is, quite ironically, Inquisitor Obiwan.
"The emperor's climax"
Hold on, if he got his warrant of trade during the great crusade, then how did he go down in history as the first human to get a goth GF since their disappearance in the age of Apostasy?
I'm absolutely stealing that name for my ship in Rogue Trader
For some reason when I saw “goth eldar” I thought of alternate couplings till I landed on “femboy tau” and now the phrase “blueberry bussy” won’t stop echoing in my head
Someone please call an inquisitor, I need the emperors peace.
The good part of W40K
I would totally name my ship The Emperors Climax.
I'm playing a Rogue Trader in Wrath and Glory. These all describe him to a T
Hell yeah