During the first day, when you meet the gang at The Lake, you will need to prove your worthiness to Robert to be able to have a beer by telling a story of the worst thing you have ever done. This section has the most variation of any part of the game and decides what your nickname from Robert will be. You start with 3 options with each branching into 3 other options twice before answering a final question which determines your nickname from Robert.
Breaking and Entering
0:00 Runaway, Ghost Hunter and Rumor Has It
2:40 Mob Mess, Cat-Trap and Bull in the China Shop
5:25 Thrill Seeker, Jewel Thief and Cat-Burglar
7:40 Forgetful, Homesick and Wrong Address
10:10 Gotcha, Cat-Nabbed and Macguyver
12:30 Family Secret, Prodigy and Apprentice
15:25 Hot For Teacher, Lounge Lover and Self-Love
18:10 Black Market, Red-Handed and Perfect Crime
20:30 TP Tyrant, Vigilante and Coffee Snob
Started a Fire
23:20 Happy Camper, Space Heater and Feng-Shui
25:55 Fire Hazard, Fire Fingers and Sparky
28:25 Wickerman, Radical and History Buff
30:50 Lavender Lover, Blessed and Gifted
33:05 DIY, Plumber and Flambabe
35:08 Lord of the Fire, Mini-Fire and Mouse Mommy
37:10 Snap Bracelet, Bid Master and Jelly Shoes
39:34 Acid Rain, Save the Whales and Jazz Lover
41:22 Tae-Bo Master, Cabbage Patch and Step-Up
Returned a Late Library Book
43:40 Beware Satan, Brian Satan and Outta Time
46:30 Oxford, Magician and Wizard
48:52 Memoirist, Sticky Fingers and No Secrets
51:00 PB, Mrs. GoodKnife and Smuggler
53:25 Wheezy, Book Club and Nickels and Dimes
55:40 Juicer, Juice-Head and Juice Bandit
58:10 Sniff Test, Book Baby and Mystery Musk
1:00:30 Ennui, Book Hunter and Page Protector
1:03:05 Critic, Map Mishap and Snoozefest
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