My brother is a IT in Georgia right now and he told us that they had an issue with the dude in basic who decided to be a great idea to touch someone in the drill sergeant walked him through metal water bottle in his private parts and said you wanna touch someone touch me I dare you to. Then for AIT 2 people snuck out they hadn’t phased up yet so they had to wear their uniforms went to a mall and got caught by sergeants who were there with family. He ended the story with see it’s true every where I go there’s a dang sergeant there. Why can’t they leave us alone
bro ex lifeguard in scotland & i can confirm, assuming black people cant swim saves lifes i aint even shitting you its so TRUE. aint nothin wrong with it just facts🤷🏼♂️
I've served both the navy driving small boats, and the army as an 11M before they got disbanded. Had a great time in both, but the navy sure does have warm meals, hot shower, a relatively comfy bed (in comparison), and if you like getting laid, you have options; you can even shower before and after you bang, so you don't take your stank as back to your unit smelling like rancid deployment swampass. It sure beat the foxhole naps and shit dumps.
What military branch has the best tiktok fails?!
Mortards!
Your wrong, it will be “ OFFICER ON DECK”
Red is where it's at
Would have enjoyed this…. but too much shouting and screaming really took the fun out it 🤥
The fucking Kowalski cut, I can’t breathe 💀
100 $
My dad started in the Army and went to Air Force. He served 21+ years (his words). My mom was Air Force and served 7-8 years.
5 bucks to lick the dirt from in between the toes
My brother is a IT in Georgia right now and he told us that they had an issue with the dude in basic who decided to be a great idea to touch someone in the drill sergeant walked him through metal water bottle in his private parts and said you wanna touch someone touch me I dare you to.
Then for AIT 2 people snuck out they hadn’t phased up yet so they had to wear their uniforms went to a mall and got caught by sergeants who were there with family.
He ended the story with see it’s true every where I go there’s a dang sergeant there. Why can’t they leave us alone
wru you in the miliary
Damn at 8:03 it looks like my old shop 😂
My dads best friend was in army for 20 years
You want a trigger phrase, Nikko? I'll give you one:
Where the fuck is your CAC?!
Orange one taste like orange Fanta
It’s like the black guys that can swim don’t join 😂😂😂
Phrase i hate is "Civvies pay thousands for this"
I love you faggot
Army for 6 yrs navy for 4 attached to marines. Was so much better in all aspects.
1:58 4:20 4:44
Have you ever being in the army?
He became a pachy
bro ex lifeguard in scotland & i can confirm, assuming black people cant swim saves lifes i aint even shitting you its so TRUE.
aint nothin wrong with it just facts🤷🏼♂️
ill suck his toes for free tbh they be lookin mighty fine :3
I've served both the navy driving small boats, and the army as an 11M before they got disbanded. Had a great time in both, but the navy sure does have warm meals, hot shower, a relatively comfy bed (in comparison), and if you like getting laid, you have options; you can even shower before and after you bang, so you don't take your stank as back to your unit smelling like rancid deployment swampass. It sure beat the foxhole naps and shit dumps.
My biggest problem with Little Mermaid being black… I never met one black dude or female who was like… "Wanna go scuba diving with me"…
Remember when I was in Iraq slept through a entire motor barrage
"AIN'T NO STEREOTYPE IT'S A FUCKIN STATISTIC" the fucking truth amen im cackling
the blue and red taste good the black is sour an the orange is shit
you're telling me that you don't know how to syphon gas without getting it in your mouth? LAMO
At 4:19 it within itself was a perfect meme. The laughing straight to you going "fuuuuck" that shit was funny.
Inner cities have less pools and more black
Becomes a funnel….
why do the marines eat chalk i mean crayons..?
Im currently homeless and im thinking about joining to balance that out
“It’s not a stereotype
It’s a statistic”
Shit had me laughing so hard
I enjoyed the curated content, but holy shit you are annoying.
I would lick it clean for $35 billion
5:55 Nikko say something really cool
my dad was in the navy for 7 years then switched to the army or 8 years
you only do (AMERICA!) military fails?
The orange crayon is the worst the blue is my favorite
Why marines are eating creons?
Stereotypes are built on facts.
Signed my ass up for the national guard😭
My cousin in the swimming one