Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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that's not what a rhombus is george
Love the pod, but how come it's always girls that phone in 😂
thats a trapezium not a rhombus
Maxs Welsh impression has me crying
omg you two are idiots a parallelogram is a slanted rectangle and a rhombus is a slanted square and what george called a rhombus is a trapezium
the 2 things i care about on a sunday is: sidemen sundays and this podcast
how on earth DID george fit that tentacle so far up tho
how did George fit that entire tentacle up his… ???
49:49 someone on the production team made good use of their side+ subscription, nice
3:10 he's right I got sent to the hospital for that. Thankfully it was just a blurry bit on the photo
Dydw i ddim yn hoffi max a george yn neid hwyl o’r cymraeg😢
Max I’m expecting to see you on strictly in September!!
How on earth did George fit that entire tentacle up his…
So funny🤣
the way max says karate isn’t even northern it’s just … max 😭💀 his own little language bless
The best thing about Sundays is this podcast. 😊
I heard inbred not mpreg 😳😳
The quiet mumbles of George 😂😂
5:33 George: “Like a square, but that”
Max: “Ah! Much to think about… DODECAHEDRON”
I have been watching these podcasts for a few months now… I enjoy the two imbeciles hosting. The young Mr. Clarkeey really gets me laughing everytime he looks away into the behind camera; asifto look at his lawyer, questioning with his eyes. _”shit. Is this really O.K. To say.” Oh BLESS! 🎉😊😊😊
24:20
Friends is about 19% good
As someone who speaks welsh maxs impression wasn’t bad
George?!?! how did you manage to put that tentacle up there???
love the pod
but know ICE in your drinks?!?
love you
I’m so happy I found your channel
i feel like i may be insane but im home alone so often at the minute i join in the conversations lmao
Why do they both match their computers
Im autistic with adhd formaly dignosed with both and id like to say the autistic comunity unfortunately does acept self dignoses due to the fact drs put barriers in the way and it presents difrent in females to males and honestly i dont think u should be held acountable for there actions i havent heard this person mentioned in our autistic comunity and they argue alot amoungst themselves i dont hold u acountable tho
Hey lads, just wanted to let you know my mate got the exact same dildo and said it was crap hahaha he got it all the way up right to the base and said it was shite so aye
I'm going to the live show and meet and greet !!!! Nervous – they said never to meet your hero's …..
Love the podcast but think the intro is getting a bit old, maybe try change it up? X
Kinks are fine as long as they are 1 legal and 2 consensual
How on Earth did George fit that massive tentacle up his….?😂 I love you both and looooove this podcast. Your great work is reaching round the world including Seattle! Wish you would make a trip out here!
How the help did George fit that tentacle up his …
i dont codone what elphaba has done but i have autism and shes quite clearly autistic, i could tell from the moment i first found out about her just from my own struggles. i dont see anything wrong with self diagnosing so many people do it and its so hard to get a diagnosis, the only problem is she said she had a diagnosis. as for the tourettes thing i think that was completely wrong and shouldnt have done that, tics ≠ tourettes, they are a symptom of tourettes
This is genuinely the only entertaining podcast, I normally can’t sit through podcasts without also watching tiktok simultaneously but I don’t with this (the bar is on the floor)
army hammer story giving me deja vu
I wanted to go but I was quote on quotes “too young” 😢
Loved this podcast 😘 I genuinely don’t think Elphaba means any harm to anyone at all, cancel culture is such a crazy thing, she seems to have had a crazy upbringing and she’s 19 so she’s clearly just figuring herself out and we all probably did worse at that age (just not online for people to screen record). People should never be telling you to speak out on it, that’s such a reach 😂 even if you were best friends you wouldn’t need to say anything, tiktok has turned FERALLLL
george can serenade us with a ukele anyday xxx