What is it that makes YOUR city the best? Is it the chain stores? chain restaurants? generic culture? rampant commercialism? trivial sports teams?
As our world becomes more bland and milquetoast, we felt we should meet the times with an equally generic theme song for YOUR city!
What’s that? We don’t live in the same city? That’s okay. This song applies to every city in the world.
Lyrics:
My City
It is a city
C Town to
I Town to
T Town to
Why
Why Is the town I live in so f*ckin’ fly
I wonder every day as the cars go by
Layin in the public park
In my C-I-T-Y
Our sports teams are the best
You can’t beat our fine restaurants
Have a croissant
With your great aunt
Generic modern flair has got what you want.
When it comes to average commerce
My city’s the best
You say you don’t believe me?
We’ll go give it a test
Welcome to our mall
It is marginally tall
Full of national brands
It’s got something for ya all
We got Limited One
Limited Two
Structure Wet Seal
Are waitin for you
Closed up Benetton
Became an Abercromb
Getcha beans at Gloria Jeans
Girl got it goin’ on
My town beats up your town it’s all the same
The only thing that’s different geographic locations
and names of region chains
Historic District
Museum District
Downtown
Uptown
Suburbs
#mycity #city #90smusic #hiphopmusic #liquidmodern #80sthrowback
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That was fun!
I like your style.
I visited your city last year, it was lovely, I can't wait to go back!