"I actually need a new gay" I SWEAR TO GOD there's this chick named Corrine who was on Survivor and she talks this way about gay men. I HATE it. She's an awful person altogether, but her pretend allyship 'he's my gay' crap is right there at the top of why she's THE WORST. You nailed it.
At this point is not a normal guy his patient is taller than the peak of Mount Everest and most stable than the whole country is economyπ well my country's economy is not stable but anyways you get the pointππ
I have a head cannon that all of camerons characters live in the same house which means that its massive and that jack unfortunatly has to expirence this shit every day
Istg i have lost hope for the next generation of humanity, there brains (mine included) have been rotted to the point where holding 2 fingers on your head and moving them up and down is considered "dancing"
Day 26 of asking for Deb Eyter, professional debater / know it all. She argues with everyones using facts, and just destroys everyone who tries arguing with her. She will be the one that gaslights Gus Lighter with her facts.
Also, Jen Alpha and Ann Cient mother and daughter couple. That could work much better and just are the most annoying people ever. One doesnt know anything and one speaks stuff that no one understands
I think this is my favorite character. I like the Emily wokeperson. But she needs more nuance. Maybe more lecture/fact drops when she's shaming you. She's trust fund… she's had time to go down the rabbit holes… π Just an inebriated thought.
Jack. I'll give up my fast pass to being abducted by aliens to live a life of luxury in an interstellar zoo when Earth is being invaded. You deserve itππ
Jack,Fin,Frank and chase are the only notmal people
Jack doesn't get paid at all to deal with the others' bull
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"Unless you have the misfortune of being attracted to men"
"I'm gay"
"Well you don't know what it's like to be a woman"
I'll just be over here laughing my gay trans ass off
"I actually need a new gay" I SWEAR TO GOD there's this chick named Corrine who was on Survivor and she talks this way about gay men. I HATE it. She's an awful person altogether, but her pretend allyship 'he's my gay' crap is right there at the top of why she's THE WORST. You nailed it.
At this point is not a normal guy his patient is taller than the peak of Mount Everest and most stable than the whole country is economyπ well my country's economy is not stable but anyways you get the pointππ
I'm starting to believe Jack is gonna get a f*cking villain arc, he has to put up with so much bullsh*t
Jack hoffmen is the only sane and chill character
βDo you wanna be my Bestie I actually need a new gayβ this is unfortunately very relatable as a gay man
Waiting for jack's snap and start his own ark of trying to calm down
And then he met Fin Gerchecks⦠help his heart is gonna be broken
Ohhhhh that last one was one of the first wasnt it
Heβs going to be unhinged soonβ¦ very soon.
Opposite side of the field but same
Sven Sible
Just wants everyone to be happy
Eve S. Dropper
Knows more than the government
Ann T. Wokerson
So hateful sheβs supportive
I have a head cannon that all of camerons characters live in the same house which means that its massive and that jack unfortunatly has to expirence this shit every day
I think I need a short in which he's forced to be "the gay friend" for that girl, it'd be hilarious to see
Jack Hoffmen is the protagonist and you can do nothing to convice me otherwise
He's also the number one
Closely followed by Richard
Poor Jack he's the only rational one
He's my favorite
honestly now there are 2 mentally sane people, who unironically are the opposite of each other lol
Fin, Jack and Chase are the only sane people in this universe, caleb roasts himself too much and cries every night too much to be sane
I know Jack isn't real, but I feel bad for him because shit like this actually happens
People who support Jack mentally
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I want Jack to just lose it on these characters and then still never trigger the gay-dar
I Feel so bad for him.
See, I can tell that he's either gay, Canadian, or both due to the flannel.
The man has the patience of a saint
Istg i have lost hope for the next generation of humanity, there brains (mine included) have been rotted to the point where holding 2 fingers on your head and moving them up and down is considered "dancing"
Jack Hoffmen, wanna join me for air hockey? I need a new league partner and you are someone I trust.
Day 26 of asking for Deb Eyter, professional debater / know it all. She argues with everyones using facts, and just destroys everyone who tries arguing with her. She will be the one that gaslights Gus Lighter with her facts.
Also, Jen Alpha and Ann Cient mother and daughter couple. That could work much better and just are the most annoying people ever. One doesnt know anything and one speaks stuff that no one understands
This is me and it's so freaking annoying
This dude seems like the coolest person to just chill around with like imagine going fishing with him
Jack Hoffman is the guy
"I actually need a new gay"
Jack is great for dealing with these people, he has held back so much of his rage
I think this is my favorite character. I like the Emily wokeperson. But she needs more nuance. Maybe more lecture/fact drops when she's shaming you. She's trust fund… she's had time to go down the rabbit holes… π
Just an inebriated thought.
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"I actually need a new gay." Not a red flag at all.
He's so me (I'm lesbian)
Jack Hoffmen somehow sane
Are you actually gay in real life?
Jack. I'll give up my fast pass to being abducted by aliens to live a life of luxury in an interstellar zoo when Earth is being invaded. You deserve itππ
Steve John, triggers the gaydad
Jack has no reaction anymore he just deals with it ππ
is there a video where he meets the trigers the gaydar guy?
By curiosity are you gay irl?
The short should be jack hoffmen Iβm gay itβs sorta in the name
can't wait for his villain arc with all of that bullshit
π I like it how women just wants gay men to hang around with because they gay. And not just because they just like them as a friend. Seems like