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FULL SPOILERS Review
TIME STAMPS:
0:23 The Story
8:00 The Pros – Harrison Ford
8:26 The Pros – Director James Mangold, Cinematography, Music.
9:05 The Cons – Phoebe Waller Bridge and the character of Helena
9:57 The Cons – Unrealistic fight & action actor.
10:49 The Cons – Helena’s story?
11:37 The Cons – Indiana, meet Jake Skywalker
12:34 The Legacy of Indiana Jones?
15:39 RANT – Word to other reviewers & lowering our expectations
Paulie had a change to see this film early, so you won’t have to. Here is his honest review and rant on “lowering our expectations in new movies.”
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I think that they might use deepfake tech for more indy content and continue from there or use pwb
We all knew this was gonna be bad.
This is why as a old indy watcher,i will not go to see this movie,very sad end indeed..
Your final thoughts, well said lol 👏
Basil , not baysil
If the 1944 part had been developed into The complete film, then it was indeed still a salvageable adventure film. Now it's a big flop. And Miss Flea Bag, I don't like that.
Grande Paulie! Me encanta tú sinceridad! So this is how it ended.. they choose poorly.. snowflaked
This movie is like Hostel 4 with Helena torturing Indy for 2 hours
I enjoyed this sensible review. Thank you.
Kathleen Kennedy just keeps delivering the disappointment
To be honest, I was the biggest fan as a young kid of these movies. As bad as it sounds I would have liked to have seen him end the film surprising short round somewhere on an archeological exploration saying hey kid, and while short round is looking down put the hat on him. He looks up and becomes indie. Music plays while short round is looking directly into the camera, and cut. Just as in the beginning of the last crusade when his adventures started You can end the legacy there and not produce any more Indiana Jones films. He is gone.
This sounds more disappointing than canyon of the crystal skull. They really gave him and his characters legacy a shit send off.
Well now, a review of "Indiana Jones and the Hapless Harridan," an amazing 30 minute movie!;)
Another Dumpster Fire from Disney and LucasFilm, destroying you cherished memories/heroes in real time. Your rant ranks with Hudson's rant in the Special Edition "Aliens" (1986;): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQ4BekKcZE
Great job Paulie
Am i going to go see it, no. I greatly enjoyed the first three movies and I'm good with leaving it there.
To those who say "Lower your expectations, this could never be like an Indiana Jones": Explain Mission Impossible. Explain 007. Those are still bangers every time. Maybe not for long but still, its not hard to craft something good. It seems like they are actively trying to make repulsive content to get negative news. So Id really do my homework before watching films. Look at the writers and directors work and if theyre shit, dont see it. If in the news theyre being racist and sexist dont see it. Dont let nostalgia bait you anymore.
Another fake fan and hater. The sequels ruled, this will to im sure.
Excellent review, and an even better rant!!!! Don’t look at me, Lil Phoebe!!! Lol! Much respect…
I thought Helena was trying to clear her father's name by proving the artifact existed and went to Indy since he knew about the dial. So he didn't convince his younger self to stay with Marion in England instead of being a deadbeat dad and by doing so changed the kingdom a bit
The “old man” scene makes no sense. People didn’t get divorced in the sixties like they do today. And even now, 70-year-olds don’t get divorced. Marion certainly wouldn’t be the one filing for divorce. She’d need an actual reason for one thing and Indy isn’t a violent psycho so there’s no legal reason for a divorce. No Fault Divorce didn’t exist until 1970 when the UMDA was passed.
Should’ve hired a few writers who remember the world is older than them.
Mutt dying in the Vietnam War also doesn’t really work, unless he joined the French immediately after the previous film. He’d be about 30 when the war began, and a college graduate with a famous OSS-agent father; he’d be stateside holding down a desk if he joined the military.
When I saw the trailer and the comment about 'capitalism" dropped, I knew it was going to be trash. That and they threw in a feminist sidekick (the actual hero of the film), and it was dead on arrival.
Kathleen Kennedy and Phoebe Walls Lorraine Bobbitted Indiana Jones. Harrison would have been better off ending with expendables 4. Hate to say it, f@ck Lucasfilm and Kathleen Kennedy
Why not just have the entire movie be of a de-aged Indy, i would love to see that. Sounds like first 20 minutes amazing, but after that its all downhill.
Also, when i think of Indiana Jones i do not think of time travel. It feels like such a lazy storyline.
Thank Kathleen Kennedy for all the Helena stuff. Her doing.
One thing NOBODY seems to have mentioned is that there is no such thing as a dial of destiny. Ark of the covenant and holy grail, even the shankara stones and even the crystal skull have real world analogues.