If Jesus Was Woke – Hilarious!



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In today’s video we react to a hilarious comedy video from the Babylon Bee – Woke Jesus!
Original video – https://youtu.be/tyXLLF-L8_0?si=RuUn_KuuaHmiETof

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50 thoughts on “If Jesus Was Woke – Hilarious!”

  1. I know it's joke and I hate what the world have done to Jesus I'm having hard time with It's necessary and I hate it. But I don't hate bumblebee I just hate that such messages is necessary.

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  2. Well it’s obviously satire. I think, and I’m not nearly old enough to have walked with him in the flesh, but I think he would’ve appreciated comedy. He participated in parties. He brightened people’s spirits. I think he would see it for the comedic way of calling out the nonsense that it is. Showing off their hypocrisy in a way that they can’t hide from it.

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  3. Its as funny as it is disturbing. If they had their way, these liberals would change the Bible to be far more woke and any variation of their corrupted Bible will be considered hateful.

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  4. i'm a hardcore leftist because i believe that everyone should share what they have until everyone has their basic needs taken care of …
    and i'm a hardcore rightist because i believe that everyone should be able to take care of themselves as a sovereign being, and we should do everything in our power to facilitate this …

    30 years ago, being a "leftist" was actually the equivalent of sanity … today, being a "rightist" is the equivalent of being sane … this is quite obviously insane …
    it's always important that both sides (hands) are being played by the same puppet master …

    <3

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  5. I'm a pretty stoic person because of these times but " your brother shall live again through this mail in ballot" made me laugh out loud so hard my selfish and always loud neighbors stomped on the floor. I'm glad for once I didn't turn the other cheeck and laughed on

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  6. Jesus is God Almighty, and my Lord and Savior and whoever came up with the idea that he was woke is very wrong and that idea is insulting to us Christains ✝️, but He gave you the choice to think that way because that's how God is ❤ it's called free will but just the same we'll be praying for that person 🙏

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  7. Lol That’s was so funny! We need comedy in this dark world! Not like CNN or MSNBC trying to act out certain parts of the transcript of President Trumps’s so-called Trial! Maybe if they make a part 2 of this video.. they could put a Stormy Daniels & Michael Cohen look-a-like for Jesus’s trial with Alvin Bragg standing in as Caiaphas

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  8. Jesus loves you Everyone else thinks you're a Marxist,Woke, Asshole etc
    Great satire! Here's another one …one day Jesus was on his way walking somewhere He saw 2 genderqueers sitting on the side of the road crying . Jesus asked compationately" Why are you crying?". They replied " Because I'm Woke and I'm Marxist ." Jesus without hesitation sat down next to them and started to cry hysterically also.

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  9. Those are actual issues and stances that people today are taking and choosing to metaphorically and sometimes literally kill themselves for. If it is embarrassing to you then you are probably fucking up, son.

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  10. As for our Lord's potential sense of humor, I'm actually counting on it and given how positive and healing the power of laughter is I have to believe that it is simply one of the many gifts given to us by our Father. There's a greater conversation to be had regarding the source of that laughter, (why we're laughter and what we're laughing at) but if we are created in His image – and a sense of humor is a distinct human characteristic – then it would follow that the Lord has one too. Boy, I sure hope so anyway! 'Cuz if Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor then I'm in trouble! 😁

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  11. If Jesus was came back today he would cast most of the world, including MAGA into hell. All that gossiping, lying, adultey, murdering not loving your neighbors…….

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  12. As a Christian I like how Jesus looks here, however he doesn't talk such thing. For me He is too Holy to joke with Him like that. But I get the joke anyway. But after we watch this, repent and ask Jesus for forgiveness. He is our Saviour. We are miserable sinners.

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  13. If people take this seriously they need to take a very hard look at themselves. This is sarcastic humor at its best. Never take what these humorists say seriously. They do it to poke fun at society. Watch out if you find that you are in there crosshairs. The fun has just begun.

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