If Aunt May didn't know who Spiderman was



If it wasn’t clear this is supposed to take place in a universe where Aunt May DOESN’T know who Spiderman is XD it’s awkard either way but less awkard this way hahaha

While filming this a family with a young kid saw Brandi drawing the outline of my deceased “Uncle Ben” body on the street

Also APOLOGIES about the audio by the way hahaha my old mic died and I had to rush to get this up by the time Spideyverse 2 came out!!!! also also did you see it yet????? is it goodly???? did you likened it????

P.S. if I collect every spider in the world and have them all bite me I’ll get Spiderman powers right??

P.S.S. because OBVIOUSLY odds are there would be AT LEAST one genetically designed radioactive spider thatwould give me super powers right????

P.S.S.S. nothing can go wrong

P.S.S.S.S. it’s a flawless plan

P.S.S.S.S.S. next time you see me I will be swinging around buildings with webs that will hopefully come out of my hands

P.S.S.S.S.S.S. because scientifically speaking I’m pretty sure spider webs actually come out of like their butts or something and that would be a really awkward way to swing around the city or fight crime

MUSIC STUFFS:
Jaunty Gumption by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/
Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/
Creative Commons CC BY 3.0
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Ghoulish Grin Films “Royalty Free Sound Effects Vol 1”
https://youtube.com/@CedarStreetFilms

MORGUE PIC:
https://www.freepik.com/free-photo/abandoned-morgue-psychiatric-hospital_5600089.htm#query=morgue&position=0&from_view=keyword&track=sph Image by jcomp on Freepik

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