A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.
Afterwards a caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties, a twitch streamer tries to find happiness, and a final caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship.
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0:25 – A caller open ups about never paying taxes, having 3 families due to the foster care system, and dating a cop.
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26:58 – A caller describes how masturbating has strained their family ties.
35:04 – A twitch streamer tries to find happiness.
51:18 – A caller tries to rebrand themselves after ending a toxic relationship.
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im So glad i dont live in the USA. Your tax system seems fucked. give the government money to pay for war and maybe they'll give some back ias s treat? orrrr keep what you earned and share with those who deserve it instead 🤔
“Kind of a long drive” 😂 yeah a drive from New York to Hawaii would suck! That girl is precious I wish nothing but the best for her
My mommy told me to do it so that’s fire and I got some back so that’s fire
I like how all the people in the background are looking at Lyle likes he’s an outer space white alien
She’s yapping 😂
So if I was adopted can I get some college support??? I want a chance to go …..
finacial illiteracy yet she can somehow afford an apartment hahah 👏
The first caller: "I don't understand why we have to pay taxes"
Also the first caller: "We went to Casa Bonita in foster care"
Where do you think they get that money from? Like,,,
I can see why they gave her back
ive got a cousin who isnt blood related but were more like brother's
That's a lot of skittles
24:30 😂😂😂 I can’t wait to see you in Salt city with the 15 other people. ❤❤
Bless her heart lol. She been paying taxes this whole time she just aint been getting her change back
That adopted chick was weird.
No you wont always be depressed 🙁 i hate that idea because it scares me, i have serious mental health issues and i hope for a better future but ive been told all my life it only gets worse the older i get the more suicidal i get because everyone just says everything sucks forever. Its so hard not to convince myself not to end it because i dont want to suffer forever just like everyone says. This sucks, i feel miserable everyday. I dont want to be depressed. I feel like i would reccomend that medication helps because it has helped me but i dont know. i really dont. i feel like depression like lyle and this caller talked about needs to be medicated. but i have only got worse with age and so does everything and everyone around me, the world is getting worse, and everyone has always told me it gets worse, everyones always miserable. I dont know why i cant just give in under this pressure its too much
This chick is either really funny, or really schizo and funny
Olivia is a such an interesting person, I almost want to get to know her
I love Olivia
i can see why the first family gave her back …..
I think im in love w olivia ngl
I came from a year old video, to comment for a more likely chance of you to see. T tell you to articulate more, but I see in a year's time, you've grown as a presenter. I appreciate that, and I love you. ❤
adopted.
The work is: healthy alimentation, hard exercise training, mindfulness and meditation
"Do they get mad if you dont file?"
No. There is no emotion involved and you arent hurting the IRS feelings 😅. It's the law and its the same for everyone. Break the law, face the consequences. There are no feelings involved in this outside your own lol
I didn’t start doing my taxes till 2 years after I first worked and I never got told anything, now I do them every year and I only really owe based on how much DoorDash/UberEats I do in a year
It’s wild that this family adopted this kid and basically told her at 18 that they didn’t want her anymore, feel so bad for her.
Wow not me typing in my excel spreadsheet while getting called out for typing in an excel spreadsheet
First caller is gonna be thrilled when she realizes the IRS probably owes her years of returns.
Man interrupting is my biggest pet peeve and it’s insane to me how some people are SO oblivious of it. The first girl was sooo bad at it. Like you’re on a podcast stop cutting the podcast host off every second ffs
deep fried
i agree that taxes shouldn't even be paid at this current point in time i mean what is the government using that money for in any positive light? i've always been a pretty reponsibile individual but i don't think i'm gonna keep doing it.
Calling a family that looks like each other weird is so incredibly cringe. Modern understanding of the family is pure cancer
Her story is very sad, you can tell she has a lot of anxieties. Hope things get better for her
3rd caller sounds like Ellum!
For all the years that Turbo tax illegally charged people to do their taxes, we should just file taxes and turbotax should pick up the tab.
What was your name again? Dan?
7:55 this proves that the funny people are also the people who also go through the most shit