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  5. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
    Why did The adventurous chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
    Why did the robot cross the road? It was programmed by the chicken.

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  6. Story describes geometric shaps, but the thumbnail shows what look like fish designs. This incongruentcy earned a Thumbs Down. I will NOT be subscribing, and will block your channel from my feeds.
    Try a bit of consistency, or others with higher standards will dump you too.

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  12. Here are some other chicken crossing the road answers:

    To escape the farmer’s wife’s cooking
    To get away from the farmer’s constant “egg-xpectations”
    Because people kept calling him "chicken" and he had something to prove.
    Sheesh….Does there have the be a reason? Can't a chicken just stretch his legs?
    To fulfill its destiny as a roadkill statistic
    To respond to the evolutionary pressure to cross roads and adapt to new environments
    To participate in the “Great Chicken Migration” and find a new home in the suburbs
    To find the meaning of life on the other side (spoiler alert: it’s still just a chicken)
    To demonstrate its ability to navigate complex spatial environments
    To transcend the boundaries of this side and explore the existential implications of the other side
    To experience the ontological shift that occurs when crossing the road
    To challenge the notion of “sides” and blur the lines between reality and fantasy
    To embody the concept of “becoming” and leave its old self behind
    To commemorate the 100th anniversary of the original “Why did the chicken cross the road?” joke
    To escape the farmer’s drone surveillance and find a new home in the “Fowl Internet”
    To fill out form TRG-1532 requesting permission to cross the road.
    To get away from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
    To get away from the T-1000, "Hasta la Vista… Poultry!"
    To get to the dark side… of the highway!
    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

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  29. 'Where are you from?'

    '173-42-A; what about you?'

    'New York.'

    'I'll bet it's a strange place.'

    'It is.'

    After an unknown amount of time and an unknown amount of discussion later.

    'so you build out of stone.'

    'Yes and glass, which is melted sand; we're allowed to heat it. Carve the stone and stack it. We have furnishings. In the past we did not. What do you build out of?'

    '-exact wording forgotten-'

    'And what is that?'

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  31. Are there any good sci fi novels where human meet aliens empires for the first time that led to a war with human losing at first but crawl back by stealing alien tech and improving earth tech. Something similar to stargate sg 1

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