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The Book of Boba Fett was supposed to be a major moment in Star Wars history. The famous Mandalorian bounty hunter was not only appearing again on screen, but in a starring role for the very first time! Unfortunately, as Kathleen Kennedy’s Lucasfilm once again dropped the ball, leaving fans with a mediocre series completely lacking in the excitement and action one would expect from this legendary clone warrior.
So what exactly went wrong? Vito is here to break it down.
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00:00 Opening
01:10 Superkiller.org
02:49 All Filler, No Killer
07:31 The Godfather for Babies
11:04 The Mod Squad
14:23 Lights, Camera, S@#% Action
17:34 Boba Fett is an Idiot
19:24 Too Much Tattooine
21:37 The Book of Mandalorian
23:57 Welcome to the Disney Dumpster
26:32 PLEASE DON’T LEAVE YET
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These bikers should be on Corruront
Actually Andor turned to be the best Disney Star Wars show.
I lost interest after the 3rd episode.
What Legends boba fett actually did 18:46
LMFAO! Why TF did YT take so many years to put this channel in my recommended list? 🤣
They did Cad bane so dirty in this show it hurts
Boba was so cool when mando drove the delorean but man disney really needs to let directors lead the way next time.
Lol when I think of the name Slave 1, I actually think of a slave cylinder in a car.
24:57 well that aged terribly
He should have stayed in that pit.
You know, what you said is quite funny. Ironically enough the Andor show is probably one of the best Star Wars (Disney) Series's ever, aside from maybe the Mandalorian. Even funnier is the fact that a show of Andor, who was only in one single movie, is a better show than the ones of established characters
Vito disney buying LucasArts was the best move they have ever made, i would rather have mediocre star wars content than no content at all.
Disney ruins everything
The perfect breakdown of this abomination of a show.
I actually dislike the mods even more now after you explained them lmao
I’ve never laughed harder, I knew the book of Boba Fett was a mess when I first saw it but I didn’t hate it that much but after watching your video you perfectly articulated exactly why I didn’t like the show and it actually makes me hate the show even more, not to mention you’re freaking hilarious! It’s like watching a episode of Rick and Morty with Star Wars commentary, great work you might’ve earned a subscriber here
Bro you blew my mind, your video was absolutely fantastic my dude
even the sequels are better then these shows and there good
i had no interest in liking these shows after the Mandalorian god they should just stick to cartoons instead even the entire sequel trilogy is way better then these shit shows because their good
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Ironically, Andor was just extraordinary I think. Really liked it !
correct. Sad that boba Fett has become weak and useless
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I actually liked your take, that's probably how George Lucas would've done it. Having a character struggle with their inner demons is probably one of the most common but relatable tropes in fiction.
I thought that spareing all those various "bad" people were basically him being strategic. He needs associates to build up his criminal empire. Sure it would've been initially a smart move just to get rid of the problem but it would also be useful to have an army of expendable minions.
Although I would have had him say "Don't you EVER make me regret letting you live. I didn't do this because I value your life. If you ever cross me or do something I don't like again, your head would become just another trophy on my wall. Scum like you are always replaceable."
So yes in my story he would've fried that girl-biker.
people laugh about "Stormtroopers can't aim" but the Giant Droidekas are far worse
Darth Maul made a better godfather than Boba Fett. He gathered allies, defeated other crime families, and assembled a galactic underworld's worth of allies and minions for him to use. And just like with the Godfather, the life of crime ruined Darth Maul, because he literally attracted the feds' attention (Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious of all people) and he got crushed like a bug. Boba Fett seemed more like a friendly neighborhood town sheriff than a crime lord.
The first mistake was to make the series, to save him from his accepted death, by pretending that he was too cool to have died. He was ruthless and feared, until he came across Luke at the peak of his powers in Return Of The Jedi. It served a purpose from a narrative point of view: show how awesome Luke had become since the Empire Strike Back, and show how the threat from the monster was very real, and increase the stakes from the critical situation that the heroes were facing. His time had come.
How did this dipshit become so popular? I mean we only see him like twice (well three if we count the Life Day thing) and he doesn’t do shit but get popped into a beastie. I mean the armor was cool when we thought it was Clone Wars armor but otherwise he was just yet another bounty hunter.
We have had like 10 garbage TV shows from Disney so far and yet they can't have one take place in an actual Star Wars-esque environment like Cloud City (arguably peak Star Wars aesthetic).
Why is gay conversion therapy ok when everyone screamed bloody murder about straight conversation therapy in the 90s. Seems hypocritical
2:52 3:19 Basically, Boba Fett is every video game player who takes pleasure in making the enemy die painful, horrifying deaths. The kind that would shotgun a man in the face, then proceed to turn the guy's body into giblets with more shotgun blasts. By the way, disintegration weapons in Star Wars are very powerful and painful. They turn you back into your constituent molecules painfully while bypassing any shields you might have. So Vader telling Fett not to disintegrate Han's crew wasn't just him telling the guy to reign it in a bit, but he's also telling the guy to not use weapons that are literally war crime levels of bad.
If Darth Vader orders a whole village to be terminated, his men would just laser/machine gun the populace. If Boba Fett does it, he'd probably burn them all alive with his flamethrower. The difference between the two men is that Vader doesn't take extra delight in making the enemy suffer before they die. Fett does. Vader is content to slice up, gun down, or strangle his enemies. Fett would disintegrate his foes, burn them alive, or blow them into giblets with rockets and grenades. That is how sadistic and cruel the old Boba Fett was in the old lore. Fett's brutality rivals that of Darth Vader, and his sadism exceeds Vader's by a country mile.
They should've added three more episodes to make the season an even 10 episodes, and base those 3 episodes on Boba Fett having flashbacks to his bounty hunter past, and we see him taking ruthless jobs for the Empire. That way, when Cad Bane accuses Fett of being a murderous bastard who worked for the Empire, we'd actually remember him doing horrible things for the Empire outside of helping Vader track Han Solo. That's not horrible, that's just being a professional. Horrible would be Fett torturing and slowly incinerating a rebel captain for info. Or Fett going after a criminal wanted by the Hutts and blowing him up into giblets with a rocket to his mouth. Or Fett trapping a Jedi Padawan into a situation where the Jedi gets disintegrated painfully, his last words being cries of mercy or calling to his master for help, while Fett looks at him with a cold stare full of disdain and hatred for the people who took his dad away from him.
Four words: Giant. Sentient. Desert. Vagina.
Done.
Don’t ruin the panda 🙁
The franchise was on the edge of development and could have become legendary (again) but Disney took Star Wars and made it Star Worse!
Hilarious as always, sir.
Yes, please do Obi Wan Kanblowme, your'e a cinematic sin eater writing and producing reviews better than the source material.
We all owe you our gratitude, so thanks!
24:40 andor who naw that is gonna suck little did he know it was awesome
Evan the entire sequel trilogy is better than these live action horseshit shows
On the next exciting episode! Fennec Shand's expression changes and her face falls off!