The final assault on Kotomine Church begins! With a new ally on hand, Rin and Shirou take the fight to Caster and look to end the Grail War. Just when things seem most hopeful, however, a new old familiar old enemy friend enemy appears/was always there actually.
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Written by Logan Laidlaw
Edited by Logan Laidlaw / Lip Sync by Aaron Robert Parnell
“Brave Shine” cover by Corinne Sudberg
-Cast-
Shirou Emiya – Matthew “Izzy” Kok
Rin Tohsaka – Corey Woods
Caster Medea – Ama Bennington
Souichirou Kuzuki – Jesse Inocalla
Saber Artoria – Ariel Hansen
Archer – Logan Laidlaw
Lancer Cú Chulainn – Aaron Robert Parnell
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HOLY FUCK dude, this might be my favorite episode of anything abridged I have ever seen. Period end. Yalls writing is absolutely bonkers and multilayered like a fucking onion. There are so many incredible lines, not only of which are funny, but are just straight up either badass or just plain incredible. A few examples:
"Allow me to show you the hill upon which my body of glass and fire was quenched and folded."
The lancer roast poem directed at archer.
"We're all inane. Everyone of us here is an idiot, you and I are just the only ones trying to DO something about it"
Ugh. Just ugh. Yall need to stop having this much talent. Leave some for the rest of us.
Just wanted to gush a bit. You guys are my favorite abridgers. Keep being awesome.
For those missing the jokes, Archer is Shirou from the future. Well, a future.
We don't know much about his original timeline except his Servant was Artoria, and it was more or less like Fate (first of the three routes in Fate Stay Night) but less fulfilling. He's so mad about it becoming a Counter Agent though he wants to kill all Shirous from any timeline he can. Not that this will change his destiny, but…cringe.
Another joke in Abridged is that this Archer, in Unlimited Blade Works (2nd Route), remembers the events from Fate (First Route)
So he knows that Kirei is both Lancer's and Gilgamesh's master. He knows how Caster died in Fate, etc.
The nightwing reference is incredible but canonically nightwing is better then batmN
ARCHER: gonna be honest, I perfer blondes
I just wanna imagine the conversation he has with shirou and saber when he revels he's shirou from the fate route and how he banged saber and also had a threesome with saber and rin
Archer: This is the worst timeline!
Rin: This is the BEST timeline!
Shiro: This is a timeline!
That cliff hanger, Literally just had me scream out The F bomb So loud I cleared the wax in my ears and woke up My neighbors Who live almost two hundred feet away from me
The writing is so incredible with a mix of traditional English and poetry with modern English to keep it entertaining and easily understandable. Oh damn I'm so pissed I still lack brain cells to figure out Archer's character humor when he decided to learn more about Kuzuki's relationship with Medea for the heck of it. I want to understand more of Logan's beyond professional writing!
The music that kicked in with Rho Aias felt like it literally kicked me, in some mysterious place in my brain that controls the good feelings
I. Waaaaant. Thiiiiiiiis. 😂
8:25 Yeah people forget that he did that…
He's so underestimated
Fun fact, Mordred, Nightingale, SitaRama Japanese voice actor voices Courtney in Metal gear rising.
When the Metal gear rising ost played, reminded me of this.
If Shirou is Nightwing, then Archer is clearly Redhood
This truly is the Best Timeline
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Can I be honest and say that I never understood archers plan in the original ubw until the abridged version explained it
Raw ass vs gay bulge at it again.
As a huge fan of A Stranger I Remain, I'm really happy to see it here
Was it Not Lancer who told his son Not too Tell his Name in a fight?
The side by side fight with Rin and her Boy friends are cool
Archer: "Unlimited Blade Works!"
Cinema Sins: ding "Roll credits."
: )
I prefer blonds
My dumbass thought he was talking about Luvia…
I wonder if these guys had a hard time resisting making that "Gay Bulge penetrates Raw Ass" joke.
I WANT THATTT
BABE! WAKE UP! PROJECT MOUTHWASH JUST REVIVED ITSELF AND DROP ANOTHER BANGER TO CARRY THE FANDOM AGAIN
SHIT! this episode was epic as fuck!
i want to read archer entire inner monologues through all the time lines, would be interesting
Damn
She told him to stay alive
Every time you guys upload a new ubw abridged episode i get 10+ years added to my life- QAQ
Lancer died twice. first time, when he was betrayed in the battlefield like the story of The Three Kingdom. Second time, was during the Fate/Zero series. so yeah it's easy to understand that line
Man I love the opening! Are you guys gonna upload the full cover of Brave Shine by Corinne Sudberg?
In the words of Abridged Shirou, "I waaaaaaaaant that…"
THIS IS THE WORST TIME LINE
THIS IS THE BEST TIME LINE
IS THIS A TIME LINE?
i litterally tecnically and definitly SPITTED OUT my liver, pulmons, guts and stomach
2:20 such a delicious reference to Lancer's myth
10:25 THERE IT IS! HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! GAE BOLG'S ACTUAL MYTHOLOGICAL ABILITY! (sort of)
15:10 yup, just your average, run of the mill greek princess
Really hope the next episode comes out by the end of this year !
Is everybody into Archer x Rin moment?
you guys surpass my expectation every time. best based abridge team.
19:20 I get the metaphor, but also f*ck that metaphor. Because guess what: it's not Batman's fault so many people because of the criminals that he keeps stopping, but keep escaping prison or Arkham or whatever. Batman stops the villains, but then the police arrests them, the courts sentence them to either prison or Arkham, and those places fail to keep them incarcerated or rehabilitate them. Why is the blame pinned solely on batman, the one guy actually stopping them, for not killing them, when neither the police pulls a bullet in the back of their heads, nor the judges give them the death penalty, nor the prisons facilitate an "accident", or at least adapt and improve their security against these criminals
What does this have to do with Batman aka Archer? Absolutely nothing, but I'm tired of the faulty argument/mentality that is "Batman is to blame for all the deaths because he doesn't kill his criminals". No he doesn't, and no he shouldn't have to be the judge of that
As a guy who plays MTG i got laughing my ass of when caster went all "counter spell" on Rin xD
Young native naive shirou: why do you hate yourself? You're so cool with all these powers to save people!
Archer: because I'm basically a slave to the counter force! I save the human race by killing countless other humans! Men, women, and children.
10:47 loving the mgrr music
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE FUNNY UBW FIGHT, IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUN.
Potatoes are food, bite me Archer!
Archer: I prefer blondes
Holy crap he admitted he still thinks about her.
Another banger episode! Love this.
And now we getting into the reveal of Archer and the battle between the Past and Future. Let’s gooo!
By the way, does this mean we'll get "the only thing I know for real" for the final showdown