Elden Ring is Silly

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48 thoughts on “Elden Ring is Silly”

  6. Hi everyone, Souls vet here and I just wanted to make a list of reaseons why Jawsh was bad for fun.
    So he:
    -Skipped the tutorial.
    -Only listens to chat and ignores all of the in-game hints, tips, and tutorials.
    -Ignores all in-game help in general.
    -Starts as a wizard but religiously uses his straight sword.
    -barely uses his spells.

    -doesn't use guard counters despite the game literally putting a popup tutorial on how to use them.
    -only uses heavy attacks on his sword for some reason.
    -doesn't try to get used to the controls before actually playing the game.
    -doesn't lock on to enemies.
    -doesn't roll.
    -doesn't understand basic videogame RPG concepts.
    -runs straight to Margit (one of the harder early bosses in the game) instead of exploring THE REST OF THE AREA.
    -doesn't level up health at all.
    -wait actually did he level up at all?
    -doesn't understand how the game works whatsoever.
    -Blames chat and the game instead of trying to actually understand how to play.
    -"Maybe you should kill enemies somewhere else" "This is the beginning of the game" It wasn't the beginning of the game, there are dozens of areas he could've gone too that were significantly easier.
    -Uses a parrying shield to parry enemies instead of just fighting them normally.
    -doesn't use stealth at all.
    -spends 2 hours grinding an encampment instead of exploring (Which gives you much more souls.)
    -doesn't use the map
    -basically asks twitch chat for advice and then completely disregard the advice given.
    -"I'm sorry I'm playing the game dude." He says as he continuously does the exact opposite the game wants him to.
    -Compares the game to Mario odyssey which ISN'T AN OPEN WORLD GAME (Though technically it is very nonlinear)
    -Secretly has a part time job at Kotaku.

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  9. The fact that anyone actually takes Jawsh seriously is what makes everything he does 1000x funnier, honestly. One of my favorite videos I've watched in a good while, cannot wait to see the Joker become the Joker Who Laughed At Gamers!

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  12. Because I’ve played from software games for so long I’ve kind of forgotten how hard their games are, especially for new people. This game was such a refresher, it just being WAY harder than the rest of the games!

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