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The boys riff on how Trev met Machine Gun Kelly, why sperms are just like otters, and how hard it would be to wake up in 1921 and try to make money. They also hear from a listener who got an interesting proposition from a friend and his wife and decide that jerking off in the garage is peak sad.
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Michael’s Tour Dates:
Jacksonville, FL: Jan 26-28
West Palm Beach, FL: Feb 9
Tampa, FL: Feb 10-11
Virginia Beach, VA: Feb 17-18
Miami, FL: Mar 3-4
St. Louis, MO: Mar 23-25
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0:00 – Sperm Be Swimming, Voldemort Is Sus, Basements are Bad
12:47 – Trev Met MGK, Tuna Sandwiches, Bathroom Trash Secrets
21:28 – 1920’s Time Travel, Please Pipe My Wife, Surviving the Past
46:03 – Guessing the Plot of Avatar
01:02:29 – Letting the Homie Watch, JO to the Ex
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the sound board is the best purchase for the podcast hands down
1921 bro you're going to war while eating depression water pie 😂
My husband grandpa was born in the 20s and it’s so crazy to me that he’s alive to see the entire country change dramatically throughout his life
Hilarious episode 😂
michael’s laugh gives me life 🤍😂😂
Duuuuuuvaaall
PLEASE COME TO MISSOULA
Avatar 1 is basically Braveheart… He isnt wrong
I saw Michael in Jax Florida last night and he killed! Wasn't aware this podcast existed and was surprised Trevor was on it too, fuckin 2 birds one stone score right there.
I can look at the thumbnail and read the title thats 30 words long AND still have no idea what this is or who. Like nothing. They have memes by kids about how to do this. You are funny. Dont do that to yourself.
LMAOOOO
Lmfaoooooooooo man😂😭
Y’all talking about Brest feeding is hilariously sooo off
Literally agree best podcast episode yet
This had the same energy as the all limbs no cock episode
I live in Wisconsin and here’s a few of the town names you were referencing. Ashwaubenon. Menominee. Kaukauna. Oconomowoc. Weyauwega. Clam falls lol
Trevor looking coked up..
did greta die??:(
SEATS THAT EJECT PEOPLE
Hey y’all!
2 fine Blaustein ~ my girl and I saw you at the comedy zone in Jax. T, i saw you there when you were here on your last. Thank you for that ; I just got her into y’all’s podcast but I’ve been a fan since the start! Michael you signed our hats and took pictures with us and I can’t stop talking about it LMAO. Keep grinding, dreams do come true 🎉
“Thus he knows I’m comedian” 😭😭
B4 sports…..and the witchcraft era……our boys need help….Gab was probably like fuck it I'm not gonna say shit while he was shaking his head
I ❤️ Machine Gun Kelly! #machinegunkelly #liquiddeath
Did this mf just shout-out Waterloo, IA 🤣🤣
Michael is giving me single white female vibes with this look.. Look out Trevor
how do you submit a secret or cock talk?
Michael has like the perfect hairline with that blonde hair