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Tim Hawkins is amazing. Check out some of his songs, particularly “The Sound of Starbucks” and the “Chic-fil-A Song”.
Also check out his “Favorite Bible Verse”
In an internet generation, with device firmly grown from hands, we have a man trying his damnedest to be as funny and relevant as George Carlin. The entire play of grouping of words, vocal intonations, pauses for add-ins… Pretty sure I saw this in the 60s, the 70s, the 80s… We were so lucky to have grown up in a time of actual talent instead of people playing at talent for likes and views.
You should react to My Old Man's a Sailor by The Smothers Brothers
My mom would say bull corn and also horse feathers 😂
I heard something similar to this on The Bob and Tom Show a long time ago. The comedian's name is Sean Morey. The name of the bit is "Make A Stand". I googled it and found a 2:00 youtube video. Tim Hawkins routine is funny, but I like the Sean Morey version better.
Great Cesare's Ghost, you've never seen any of the old 50's "Superman" TV series, have you. That was Perry White's favorite saying.
I picked cotton, when I was in the first grade and I'm whiter than your shirt.
Have you ever seen "Deadpool"? ……. CANADA!!!
Tim Hawkins was one of the only comedians my christian parents allowed me to follow growing up xD
I definitely recommend more of his stuff. His “guitar meltdown” video is one of my favorites.
I Love Tim Hawkins. He is the nicest guy ever. We caught his show a while back and he stayed for a couple hours after the show to talk and take pictures with his fans. Great reaction!! 🙂
He has a song called These Are The Things You Don’t Say To Your Wife.
My grandma used to tell us " why dont you freeze your teeth and take your tongue for a sleigh ride" ( the long way of saying shutup)
Tim Hawkins + "Yoga Pants" song = thank me later
As a fan of Battlestar Galactica, going back to the original TV series, I’ve always loved Frak! as a substitute-F word. The fact that they could say it on TV made it even better. Frak the frakking frakkers!
I've always used
Mother Father!
Son of a brick!
People being offended by curse words is one of the most silly, irrational, hypocritical things about humans! Let's try not to be a bunch of incontinent anal sphincters!
Its not the word it is the intent. Shit and turd are the same…lol😂
Bless his Heart.
Holy shenanigans. What the fundamentals… just a couple personal communicative inventions of my own to likewise circumvent the roadblocks of profanity, thank you very much.
Very funny 😅
Does your daughter ever ask you, "Who's Pete?"
You need to check out Ken davis!!!!he is hilarious
Damn he is funny.
This reminds me of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on tv. List humor, speed, enunciation, gestures, surprising twists, and call backs. Good stuff.
Btw-chicken plucker might be the edgier part of your grandpa’s cuss phrase.
I've used son of a motherless goat
I remember Bill Cosby used to say "What in the foul and fifth and filth and foul!!"
We said, "Uh oh… feces has hit the oscillator!" and "I don't give a rodents rectum! but it wasn't to keep from cussin'… it was just because we are weird.
That was so funny, good to see you laughing so much, hahaha. I say several of those, but my go to is SNOT or Well Snot, my granddad's favorite for us when we were being obnoxious was 'cotton picking dirt daubers.'
There's an old movie called Johnny Dangerously where one guy's dialogue uses alternate cuss words.
Farging Iceholes
Cork-soakers
farging bastage
and others
Try Tim's Things you should never say to your wife.😂😅
GREAT SCOTT!!
Cotton Pikin, Chicken Pluckers, white people did and do those things too. Not racial at all, just the modern Western Mind has been programmed to think so. My Grandfather always called us Cotton Pikin young'ns.