Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life’s questions.
0:00 Wake up and smell the Quoras
05:20 Has there ever been a police officer who can smell crime?
10:55 Can Nuclear Bombs Destroy Tanks Helicopters And Fighter Jets?
16:55 Why is there no bridge between Antarctica and Australia?
22:55 What would the police do if a shooter used babies as a shield
31:35 Should criticizing the president of the United States be a crime?
40:25 What would happen if I threw a rock at a wild polar bear?
46:20 Do elephants ‘never forget’ because they live such a boring life that anything memorable is worth remembering?
50:40 My professor called me a whiny vegan and the entire class cheered. How come no one protests a professor being so offensive? Why is the world like this?
1:00:00 Are thongs appropriate for a swimming pool?
1:06:00 How do I completely get rid of an incubus/succubus demon that has been disturbing my sleep and keep disturbing my life?
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All Dads Are Bussin'
i heard franklin was attacked by bowser/aliens/godzilla, comments justin?
Well there's your quora!
heard the siren, wasn’t listening properly, paused and split the blinds only to realise “that doesn’t sound like a British siren”
very fun to think about rightwingers posting phony rage bait, just for other rightwingers to get mad at. it's like some kind of perpetual culture war machine.
Now that’s a bun that brings honor to your family
junnstin roczniak soo yay
Justin is looking good
Alex, please. Where did you get that shirt? Or better yet, can I trade you real American dollars for it?
How in the hell did you guys get THE Justin Roczniak?
Did not know quorators operated in these circles
Not fair posting a question that I cannot in good conscience even make a joke answer because I’m not Australian
hell yeah
Now this is what I call a Quorsover! Mama mia! Spaghetti!
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Wow a new episode of quorators? and it has my favorite part of the podcast, JUSTIN ROCZNIAK
Why does Justin look e x a c t l y the way I have always pictured him
“An anemic bear is a big human” is truly wisdom to take with me.
Yay Liam!
I love it when everyone gets into a groove when the theme hits!
Police dogs are maybe the most amazing joke the US justice system has ever contrived. Like the dog gets rewarded even if there aren't any drugs, and they don't get rewarded if they don't signal there are drugs. So the dog's direct incentive is just to always signal that there are drugs. The courts have basically supported this, so functionally your 4th amendment rights can be violated if the cops can basically ask a dog that they are feeding if they can. I want everyone to think about that for a minute. 9 of what are ostensibly supposed to be the greatest legal minds in the country got together and said that, while they nor the police themselves can void your 4th amendment rights, but they decided that they can defer to a fucking dog