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this is 4chans wetdream to troll this hardcore
58:54 I see whutchudidthere
Imagine being such a good bullshitter that you manage to take HITLER for r—-ded and live to tell the tale.
Dank says "yanks" unironically: cringe.
Dank defends british food: RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
Garbo has long been my jokester hero.
it's stuff like this that makes me wonder how the Nazi's got as far as they did.
Spanish fish > British fish any day any week
It's so refreshing to finally see a Scotsman coming to the heroic aid of his Southern overlords and defending the honor of their cuisine (boiled cod, boiled potatoes, boiled cabbage, boiled peas, boiled blood pudding, etc.).
Good on you, Dank.
"brits"
"we"
They finally got him
Left a like and comment hope it helps with the algorithm
My 3 year old saw this thumbnail and said "I want to watch the big guy with the big nose" 👀
Homie was playing D&D with his fake spy gulld while the rest of the world was playing Civ 5.
Do a video on Caligula
Nazi Germany was crippled by disinformation from sock puppets.
British food is so bad
What is this fantasy of spies? Play Eve Online. If you have the mettle to tolerate the worst humanity has to offer and still provide good intelligence, then you can call yourself a spy.
It's a shit job and if you do it right, never have to confront anyone.
Sometimes one guy can make a difference
That fuckin food rant!!
Ordinary men will do extraordinary things under the right circumstances. He was part of the Greatest Generation – we stand on the shoulders of giants.
11:06 "… even by Mediterranean standards" … I am not even sure what that is supposed to mean. Are Mediterranean standards higher or lower than the standards in other regions of the world?
Every time the wehraboos go off on how brilliant and organized the german military was in WW2 I like to think of stories like this. The 3rd reich was an absolute joke in many key areas
This Wendigoon repost is fire 🔥
British-food rant was absolutely glorious. As someone who is half-British and loves British food, everything you said there was 100% truth. Related side note: My wife is asian and for some reason she just can’t understand the concept of gravy. She likes all the British food I make, but whenever gravy is part of it she’ll often use ketchup or chilli sauce in place of gravy. I don’t think I will ever understand why. Gravy is literally the perfect sauce and nothing else even comes close. Sometimes watching her put ketchup on fish and chips or chilli sauce on mashed peas literally feels like I’m watching someone commit blasphemy right in front of me 😩
I've been wondering if you were gonna be do a video on garbo and you didn't disappoint.
Spy-craft actually requires social skills and their Germans 🤣💀
Listening to him try to defend British food is like hearing someone trying to convince you he's a Nazi. They're both wrong, but god bless 'em, they're trying.
In Australia a Garbo is a garbage-man or a bin-man. This hits on a whole other level🤣
Rule Britannia lol I am glad I wasnt drinking something at the time he said that.
Start of the British Food tirade 38:26
An Indian poet named rag's?
Garbo; the original Paradox player.
The freaking food rant. OMG love this shit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
38:26 YOU FUCKIN TELL EM
As a Welshman, I feel attacked 😂
Fuck buying tickets to the show for my boytoy, I wanna get em for myself gosh darnit.
Also Garbo is like the madlad of spies I love it.
20k pounds? It still isn't exactly chunky change is it
They should turn his letters and the fake story they tell into a movie. Like a what if movie. Like what if the information that was in his letters was real…. How would the war have turned out in that universe?
Just gonna humbly request a 3 hour special on Hunter S Thompson, some time in the next 5 years. Was surprised to see you hadn't touched on him at all, on your entire channel. Much love from Philadelphia, big man.
How about an episode about the 1967 Yellowstone Grizzly bear “attacks”. The lead up to the actual attacks, is actually a pretty entertaining story. Hubris and bacon loving bears.
In that rant about our unique cuisine (which most of it descended from having to make do with not a lot of seasoning because ze Germans kept sinking our merchant fleets), was missing is that we clearly must have had plenty of fish in our diet as not only the Spanish trawling fleets caused havoc with our fish stocks, once we were in the EU and promised after Brexit, and we had the great Cod wars in the North Atlantic with the Icelandic Vikings.
The food rant was straight copium lmao…
That British food rant tho 🤣👌
British food be kinda stanky.
Man, thank you. All going off on how terrible everybody's food is and then says that British food is the best. Is obviously the most ironic humor I've ever heard. Because we all know that British cuisine is fucking dog shit. They've never even heard of a spice. If you put salt and pepper on something, any British person is going to have a meltdown. Motherfucker is in Britain season their food with air.
Count Dankula eats his steaks well done. Therefore, his opinion on food is irrelevant.
"I don't want to live another day in England" BASED ARACELLI
The fact that I actually know what Gregg’s is as an American whose not even been to the UK has to say something.
Rare dank L: defending british "cuisine"