A monster washed ashore and it changed us. Creepypasta



What are the people of this town hiding? Creepypasta

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  1. This is CNN reporting with the News of the hour:
    News of the hour 1: Fantastic haul drives town mad, taste sensation has attracted national attention
    News of the hour 2: Cthulhu found and enslaved by the US Navy, forced to send squids beach side
    News of the hour 3: We found the hidden city, colonized it and have found seafood heaven
    News of the hour 4: too much fish is unhealthy and there's no fiber in seafood. We're all going to die unless door dash delivers potato's to the bottom of the ocean floor. Why do I taste sal-"
    (keels over dead from kidney failure)

    News of the hour: Red Lobster claims dominance over the world. Squid is most requested menu item, $35 a plate.

    I've had kidney failure, nearly died from it. You taste a saltiness on your lips prior to full dehydration. At that point, it's impossible to rehydrate. It is NOT fun

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