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00:00 Intro
00:13 Wrong Turn by Coyote_Havoc
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don’t always put a positive spin on humanshumanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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Laughed out loud. Wife thinks I am from outer space. LOL.
I actually laughed out loud so simple so good
“I should have made that left at Albuquerque.” – Buggs Bunny.
Well I did not expect that ending.
So many aliens make the wrong turn at Bernard's star the Humans are just used to aliens coming in.
That was a good story
Delightful!
Don't tell them about Albequerque!
Superb.
That was an AWESOME story!! Thanks for reading it.
So, will we get the rest of this little serial?
4 D 🐿️
What was the drink she didnt like and what was the drink dhe got offered?
i think someone needs to contact Six Rocks at the very least.
Reminds me a bit of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon.
Judging by the story the first beer was Budweiser and the second was Pabst Blue label. I was in San Bernardino when I was 13 in 1982. Back in New Zealand, I've tried a few a few U.S. beers and they aren't good. Best beer I ever had over there was Milaukee Schlitz stout beer.
Thats an amazing story. Thanks to the author, thanks to the narrator! … FOR THE ALGORITHM!
Why Roaming? For a drink and a steak.
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Okay, that was a great ending. She should've tried the baked potato, though, they're great.
Honestly at this point if something like this happened, I'd be like the guys in the bar if it were me: "Oh, alien huh? Cool, cool. You're not the ones abducting people and killing cattle, are you? That's kind of annoying… The glichtect, you say? They're galactic hooligans? Heh, figured, bunch of jerks. Anyway, need any help or…? Ah, just waiting for Galactic Triple A, huh? Uh, that's just what we call a similar service here; Triple A. Anyway, if your governments want to contact we're probably as ready as we'll ever be, if you know anyone high enough. They're dicks? Yeah, ours too. Oh, look like your help's here, just keep it in the Parking lot, okay? Yeah, that flat surface with lines, it's for our ground vehicles but it's empty at night so it should be good. Let us know if there's gonna be any radioactive things, though, our ozone layer means we're kind of weak against ionizing radiation. Take care and fly safe."
😂😂😂jesus… that punchline
Pepsi FTW!