Write a classic song. You must write lyrics for a piece of classical music. Your lyrics must contain your five wonderful words.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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Fern, you legend ❤
Super sweet Sarah Millican
I give Dara 5 pts best constructed song. Sara 5pts, most courageous song. Fern 5pts for best ear worm dis track. John 5 pts, silliest song. Munya 5 pts, for smoothest and most posh song.
Well I do sing Sarah's song in my head
Sarah almost teared up and that almost gutted me 🥹
You only see for a second at the end but Sarah Milligan is genuinely moved by Greg's generosity, and you can see glimpses that he might have been a caring teacher
I don't know Sarah Millican, but she gives me the impression she is very sensitive, and from what I see from her on these shows, she is a beautiful, witty lady. So, joining Greg Davies, I hereby message that ex-partner as well: go f yourself.
Fern Brady shows up in a vault suit.
Sarah has a lovely singing voice, so I too will join Greg in saying f* you ex-partner. Big up to Fern too, this must have been terrifying for her and she did marvellously.
OUR RIGHTFUL QUEEN !!!
"It's probably that I'm not straight enough to appreciate rap…"
Yeah, same.
Sarah held back some tears😅
The ranking of these was atrocious
I generally don't like the song tasks. But this one was a banger. I genuinely enjoyed John's ditty, but Fern's is the one I want to add to my play list.
…and I think Dara deserved more than 2 points.
Everyone should have got 5 points for this, they all nailed it.
I live in Prague and yes, we defenestrate a lot.
"Me Fern Brady me Fern Brady" randomly gets stuck in my head every couple of months since this aired.
This is the only season of taskmaster I have not watched because I cannot stand Dara and Sarah. I made the right decision not to watch after just seeing this bit.
“I’m not straight enough to appreciate rap” omfg
I'll throw hands with the ex-partner, I swear to god
I couldn't understand anything in fern's accent and I'm irish lol
If I wasn’t already inappropriately infatuated with Greg before this, his absolute dismay and reaction to Sarah’s ex-partner’s reaction would’ve cinched it ❤
These were all so good, I wouldn't know where to begin trying to rank them.
This task is brilliant!! Knowing all those tunes makes the absurd lyrics even better 😂😂 John's might just be my favorite
They done picked some pretty unsingable pieces for this.
Why do I have zero recollection of this task?! 😂😂
Alex: Where do you think people will sing your song?
Sarah: In their heads?
She was spot on. I havent been able to listen to Clair de Lune since without singing "biscuits are my catnip too"
You guys don’t actually spell pajamas like that do you?
All of the songs were really great. Am glad Sarah got the 5 points though ❤
Poor Sarah.
May her ex never see the dog poop on the sidewalk in time, the b*stard
The defenestration joke went over the audience's heads