Join us for a hilarious sci-fi story about why aliens learned to avoid fighting humans at all costs! Commander Zax’thor explains to a junior officer why Earth is labeled “Absolutely Not Worth It” in their military database. 😂
Featuring:
✨ The infamous Coffee Incident that sent alien crews bouncing off walls
🦘 The disastrous Australian invasion featuring combat wombats
🎮 How a PlayStation-wielding engineer named Dave hacked alien shields
🎵 Space battles with rubber ducks and rickrolls
🚀 Office chairs turned into emergency space vehicles
Keywords:
#SciFi #HFY #SpaceStory #AlienStory #Funny #HumansAreWeird #SpaceBattle #SciFiComedy #Storytime #Audiobook
🎬 Story Chapters:
0:00 – Introduction
3:15 – First Contact Battle
8:45 – The Coffee Incident
13:30 – Australian Special Forces
18:15 – Meme Warfare Division
23:00 – The Geneva Suggestion
27:45 – Final Battle & Resolution
Why Every Alien Commander Avoids Humans in War | HFY | SCI FI Stories
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📝 Story Credits: Original story written for entertainment purposes
Voice: Generated using AI Voice Technology
#HFY #SciFiStory #AlienInvasion #FunnyStories #SpaceBattle #Storytelling #AudioStory #SciFiComedy
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Excellent tale, well told, with some great use of mini graphics. One of those you wish were longer or had sequels.
Only thing missing was the further adventures of Saturn's rubber duck legions.😅😅
Awesome job. Have a good laugh.
Imagine this happening to all the wars here👽👽👽👽👽🪽
another funny story man I love this one this makes 2 of them now and I still can't help but laughing at them
loool poor poor aliens perhaps they shuld take up a carreer as black hole cleaners? i believe that is calmer 🙂
there are rules…you broke some rules.
1. dont touch the boats.
2. dont touch the child.
3. dont open a bill you cannot pay up for.