When a Slightly Pissed Off Mom Accidentally Conquered Three Star Systems While Looking For Her Kid
Experience an epic tale of maternal fury across the stars! When Commander Jessica Martinez’s teenage son disappears during a school field trip, she unleashes a combination of military precision and mom-rage that three star systems never saw coming. Watch as she transforms a bureaucratic empire into a musical chaos, turns hardened criminals into dance performers, and introduces the galaxy to Earth’s most powerful weapon: annoying pop songs on repeat!
Featuring:
A battle cruiser commanded by the galaxy’s most determined mom
Cleaning robots performing choreographed dance numbers
Space pirates surrendering to avoid having their baby pictures leaked
The most epic use of “Baby Shark” in military history
A criminal empire that accidentally becomes a performing arts school
The legendary “Human Mother Protocol” that’s now feared across the stars
Join us for this hilarious and heartwarming story that proves no force in the universe is stronger than a slightly upset mom looking for her kid. Whether you’re a fan of science fiction, comedy, or just enjoy watching alien empires learn why they should have better childcare policies, this story has something for everyone!
Remember: In space, everyone can hear you call your mom!
#HFY #SpaceMom #scificomedy
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That was vary funny story
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you must have grabbed my play list of songs
This was one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while.
A pure genius story.🎼
Should have been (mama bear protocol) 😂
I had a mother like her. You wore a hat inside or put it on the dinner table,she would come out of nowhere like a ninja and clip you across the ear.Been years since she has passed and i still can't put a hat on a table or wear it inside. Love you, mum.
Welcome to the Jungle is 20th century.
Excellent story and oh so accurate. Every male ever born always knows that whatever you did, your mother knows about it long before you even thought about it. Her mind is on another level that makes Dr. Who look like a naughty boy. The only reason mother doesn’t stop you screwing up is that she wants to allow you a bit more rope and time to confess before she starts posting your browser history and your baby pictures to every social media platform that’s ever existed or might exist. [I did mention Dr. Who – where do you think he got the TARDIS? His mother bought him one for a graduation present].
Edit – make sure you always make time to call/visit your mother. Even if she’s no longer alive you can be sure that she’s keeping an eye on you, so the best thought to keep in mind is “mother always knows best” and would she be proud about whatever stupidity you’re about to get yourself into…………you have been warned.
This story would make for an excellent anime series with an awesome soundtrack.
My wife is now shearing this in 24 Dimensions.
This is awesome! 🤣
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Mess with her offspring, and Mama becomes Mama Bear. After that, you have only yourself to blame for what follows
Shaving and listening to this t
History is a dangerous combination 😂😂😂
The story of Mama Bear protecting her cubs.
Woot! 80s
Crazy, wild, and super funny story. Kidnapping research should have included information on the consequences of kidnapping human children. Especially if the mother of one child had the command codes to some really big gun and a lovely music library of some fantastic golden oldies.
Oh, thank you such a humorous entertaining story😂😂😂!
I am bloidy loving these stories
love this so much, sat laughing my ass off.
May have to turn the aggression factor up to "Slightly Miffed"!
Really like this one cheers
What if it was Filipino mom what if she sent robots with metal flip flops with spikes on the bottom of the sandals on the enemy troops.
When the word keriokee was mentioned, listen for it, some one laughed. Well, it is funny!
I love how it's kind of implied that her son completely expected their mom to save them in such dramatic and chaotic fashion. Given the mother's comment about her son making 3 sarcastic comments within the last hour, along with her son, saying, Mom, is that you causing all this chaos. Which is making me picture something like the son, saying well. looks like my mom is here to pick us up. well, all of their classmates are just confused as hell about what the heck is going on
that was very funny, and good therapy.
Awesome
I love these ones. Never had a parent care like that. Nice to pretend for a moment.
Interesting story and wondering how a species things they can classify an ion trail something that every ship traveling through space can see on their scanners. Reprogrammed cleaning robots as any earthling knows its not just the spinning moves that can be destructive but the cleaning tools and chemicals as well.. OK those last cleaning robots might of been a little too cruel. Ponders what earth mother doesn't have a knowledge of Earth's most embarrassing songs
"Welcome to the jungle" heavy metal?
Humanity has gotten very old and weak indeed.
Amazing how so many of these stories feature a Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer in one of the images!
"Thunder Child" – a War of the Worlds reference?
Nice to hear Jess Martinez has progressed from groan-inducing arm-related puns.
😂 made me laugh
As a man with love of my mother I can say that even the manly man of the human mans are not safe for human mothers… rip aliens
Reminds me to bring a towel.
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Moive please
Moms are the best!