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Them: Dose the cheder brocli soup have chese?
Me: yes
Them: what type of chese?
Me: cheder
Them: hmm, that doesn't sound right. You shure
#11: OHHHHHH SPUNGE ME BOI WASH YOUR GLOVE
I was told by a coworker that every animal that moves has a brain. Everything, including insects which factually do not have brains. I tried my best to explain it to him but he just confidently wagged his finger at me like I was a child, so I stopped before I got mad at him.
We're not so different you and I.
Every single person has an average of 3 cancerous growths at all times.
Cancer is just a part of being human it is only when the cancer continues to grow or develops in certain places in the body that it causes any problems.
I got a story My dad is always been into conspiracy theories and I tried to ignore them but when he started getting into the flat earth or stuff I just burst out laughing at him when he was trying to explain why the Earth is flat like are you even hearing yourself my dude that is so f**** stupid and he got very angry but come on I thought he was joking.
If we are being pedantic, polar bears are a breed of grizzly. They can mate and have fertile children.
Additionally, there is zero evidence that global warming can get anywhere near enough to completely melt the ice caps. That is simply not supported in the data and requires us to ignore the actual trends of CO2 and warming.
So there is approximately a 0% chance of polars becoming extinct.
This whole video is making me think, “If there's 10 billion people on earth, and Elon Musk has $200 billion, can't he just give each person one billion? And here's the twist. He will still have $190 billion dollars left over! Isn’t that so crazy?”
In story #41 there's actually a reasonable excuse when an object like a motorcycle or in this case a river goes fast it tends to go in a straight line, however, a slow object is more likely to wobble. In a river, this means the stream is more likely to spread out and form smaller side currents that can go any which way.
Everything my father says
"I better google this, because you're laughing really hard"
You know what? Respect for checking your sources. There's no problem with being wrong and changing your stance when you're proven wrong.
It's only a problem when you insist you're correct in the face of evidence to the contrary.
Knew a girl in high school, she was quite adamant that islands would float around the ocean, and that the British chained them to the sea floor to have them stop moving.
The christian girl saying were you there should have been asked about the bible and get asked If she was there
HOLD IT! SPINEBUSTER'S MY CAR! NOBODY DRIVES MY CAR BUT ME!
The woman who didn't know hamburger came from beef who thought it was pork😂😂😂😂😂
While listening to this, the line from Pharrell Williams "it might seem crazy what I'm about to say" just popped into my head 😂
Back in pre-internet days, a coworker —actually line manager — of mine, her mid-20s, asked teenage me if you’re supposed to brush the backs of your teeth when you brush.
Well, yeah. (Looking at her rather good set of choppers, kinda puzzled.)
Because her sister, a dental student said you should, but she wondered if she was just winding her up.
Me blessing my luck that someone who does not understand the most basic principles of hygiene likes a morning shower because it helps her wake up. Wondering whether to mention tongue scraping or flossing, deciding to change subject instead.
Just for giggles, I would insist that specific Bible stories were made up. I'd pick a new one for every new conversation. How could she know they were true?
Was she there?
If someone came to me with that spork story I would ask if they just happaned to have forgotten to take any kind of meds this morning?
Polar bears and grizzly bear habitat overlap (and that includes forests). If we lost our ice caps, they would likely interbreed as they have been doing with the grizzly bear. I have found no articles of whether the documented hybrids are capable of fertile offspring, but that's not unusual given their current rarity. If they can hybridize, we will see grolar/pizzly bears take over territory once held by polar bears. If the hybrids are sterile, we'll see grizzly take over most of the territory.
One of my friends thought that east Germany was Monochrome because of the TV broadcasts he used to watch as a kid.
I will never let him live that down, lol.
15:07 YOOOO I ALSO LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS
Story 32 is easy to turn around if she's a Christian, as i can only assume she wasn't there when the bible was written…
Story 37 "your work isn't done" Shame, because you seem to be done paying me for the day, cya tomorrow!
Something SO STUPID that I thought they were joking? Pretty much anything out of the mouth of a Trump supporter
I can’t even talk I used to think that 3AM videos were real.
That Star Wars prequels are bad.
My favorite is the idiot politician who says he will run the government like a business. A business sells products or services in order to make a profit for the owner. Since the US government IS the people, you can't sell government products or services to the people since they already own them. And you need some way to distribute the profits to the people. And they never tell you what they intend to sell or to whom. The worst part is that these are usually men who have been successful businessmen.
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When dolts bring the 'wHeRe YoU tHeRe' drit, just turn it back on them. They weren't there for any of the claims of their book of farces.
Sure, they'll claim to have access to someone who was, but they can't prove they exist let alone that they were there.
14:09 Face palmed the Mario theme
Story #32
As a Sister in Christ, I'd like to ask that girl if she was there for any of the events in the Bible, such as Noah's flood, David's attack on Goliath, and Jesus' crucifixion/resurrection. Lord knows somebody is going to throw that at her, and it's probably not going to be a fellow brethren.
15:26 it could also be because, pig flesh apparently tastes similar to human flesh. Well, at least according to a former cannibal on that one episode of River Monsters
OK, most of these are really dumb, OK the cheddar one, I know the cheddar is a variety of cheese, but not everybody does. If you don’t believe in the atomic theory, how the heck are you taking chemistry same for revolution and biology. The one about the death, listening to music in braille, oh you poor, poor, unfortunate soul. I am both blind and hard of hearing, so I can’t answer this for you, we do and yet again we don’t. Some have some hearing and some don’t, kind of like the blind spectrum, some of us have some usable vision, and some of us frankly do not or what usable vision we have, like myself, is it not much to be riding home about. I imagine some people listen to music through those bone conductor headphones, something my brother got me a few years ago, but I ended up never using. A valid question it came out wrong. There is such thing as braille sheet music, although is particularly difficult to read, whether you are fluent or not