We Thought We Could Conquer Earth, Then Humans Stopped Being Nice | HFY Story
Experience the hilarious misadventures of an alien invasion gone terribly wrong in this satirical sci-fi story narration. Join Fleet Commander Zyx as he recounts how Earth’s most powerful weapon turned out to be… corporate culture and social media?
When an advanced alien civilization decides to conquer Earth, they think it’ll be just another routine planetary takeover. They have the technology, the military might, and even special conquest helmets with extra spiky bits. What could possibly go wrong? Everything, as it turns out.
Follow the increasingly exasperated narrator through a series of spectacular invasion failures, including:
An EMP attack thwarted by portable battery packs at a Taylor Swift concert
Weather control systems defeated by an umbrella
Giant robots that would rather sell tacos than conquer cities
The most embarrassing viral moments in galactic history
Meet unforgettable characters like Dave Murphy, the reluctant IT guy who accidentally becomes Earth’s first contact specialist while just trying to fix the office printer. Watch as Admiral Blorp transitions from fearsome alien commander to motivational speaker and self-help author. Witness Lieutenant Squish’s journey from military officer to successful YouTube content creator.
This story combines elements of:
Classic science fiction invasion tropes turned upside down
Modern corporate culture and startup culture satire
Social media and internet culture commentary
Tech support humor and office comedy
Viral marketing and influencer culture parody
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams’ “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” Terry Pratchett’s humor, and anyone who’s ever dealt with corporate bureaucracy or stubborn printers. This tale explores what happens when an unstoppable alien force meets the immovable object that is human meme culture.
Learn why the aliens’ one-star reviews matter more than their death rays, how human corporate jargon became a weapon of mass disruption, and why you should always, always check if a species has memes before attempting conquest.
Special highlights include:
The United Nations emergency session that became a Twitch stream
How Earth turned planetary conquest into a startup opportunity
The saga of the sentient printer demanding workers’ rights
Why Cleveland keeps appearing in alien invasion plans
The most viral moments of Earth’s most casual alien invasion
Whether you’re a sci-fi enthusiast, a corporate culture survivor, or just someone who enjoys watching alien invaders deal with human resources departments, this story offers a fresh and hilarious take on the classic alien invasion narrative.
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I love that Coffee, Memes, TikTok, and Internet Arguments are a staple of these stories
I like the part about robots Also David and the way he act because of printer
What? Karen didn’t demand to speak with Dave’s manager to get him fired?
As a Clevelander the robot getting stuck in a pothole is so relatable😂 They were probably in east cleveland😂😂😂😂😂
Silly question: why would fungus care about someone blocking its sunlight.
Lol ❤
The sad part is how accurate the Raid Shadow Legends are portrayed 😂🤣.
Yeah only gen Z would be helpless without the internet the rest of us would be just fine
As a writer, I find it hard to describe how funny and great this story is.