We Ranked Every Guy in the World | The Yard



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This week, the boys make a tier list! The boys separate different guys you can find into different tiers, such as ‘the crypto guy’, ‘the contrarian’ and ‘the elon fan’.

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00:00:00 – intro
00:00:16 – a story from slimes childhood
00:01:35 – why is ludwig not here
00:06:39 – slime had an accident
00:09:24 – why aren’t we in texas
00:10:02 – nick is the first to lose the pescatarian deal
00:11:11 – we had a bad week
00:11:29 – BTS has ended
00:15:30 – explaining the intro clip
00:17:11 – explaining the ‘guy’ tier list
00:22:42 – the poker guy
00:25:52 – guys who wear little cross earrings
00:26:55 – guy who always lies
00:29:08 – the crypto guy (real)
00:32:15 – guy who has always worked at verizon
00:33:25 – guy who is 10 years older than his gf
00:36:35 – skater
00:37:25 – guy who is an apple hater
00:38:40 – guy who has a honda civic with anime stickers
00:40:54 – the reply guy
00:41:50 – the zelda tattoo guy
00:44:17 – patagonia peter
00:45:45 – messy car guy
00:48:44 – messy hair dad with vans
00:49:27 – the contrarian
00:52:09 – uber eats target demo
00:53:33 – guy who can rap fast
00:54:47 – the gym guy
00:57:22 – tyler the creator fan (2023)
00:58:39 – the instagram tourist
01:00:30 – the guy who is always kidding
01:03:24 – the crypto guy (gambler)
01:05:51 – the esports org employee
01:09:38 – redneck (but lives in the city)
01:11:08 – guy who doesn’t listen and waits to talk
01:11:47 – never drunk but always drinks
01:12:57 – white guy that wears rasta colours
01:14:53 – guy who is extremely nice but not funny
01:16:19 – guy who is a gamer (nintendo only)
01:19:10 – youtuber
01:21:22 – the podcast guy
01:22:58 – concert/festival guy
01:23:34 – the cinephile
01:25:29 – guy who is terminally broke
01:26:53 – realtor bro
01:29:05 – the self-titled intellectual
01:30:48 – the CrossFit guy
01:31:54 – the half weeb
01:32:39 – the full weeb
01:37:01 – the coke guy
01:38:08 – the guy who hates horoscopes
01:39:55 – the guy who is a photographer but only has photos of women
01:40:59 – guy who is excited about his birthday (he is 27)
01:41:21 – conspiracy theorist
01:43:31 – barefoot or sandals guy
01:44:17 – 90s rap fan
01:45:13 – the public complainer
01:45:54 – CourageJD
01:46:58 – good at everything
01:48:29 – ‘how much would you suck a dick? PAUSEEEEEEEE’ guy
01:51:03 – the elon fan
01:51:31 – the ‘cancel culture’ guy
01:52:41 – wants to be a DJ guy
01:54:14 – ‘every story begins with being high’ guy
01:55:03 – weed personality guy
01:56:37 – ‘i worked my ass off to be here’ guy
01:58:18 – says ‘females’ unironically
01:59:34 – furries
02:00:12 – fantasy footballer
02:00:31 – AAA gamer
02:01:25 – ringler 🙂
02:02:22 – thanks for watching!

The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.

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35 thoughts on “We Ranked Every Guy in the World | The Yard”

  1. Okay I will say I really appreciate them mentioning that the astrology hater guy is at least misogyny adjacent and that their placement is so valid bc (at least in my experience as a guy) I have ran into WAY more guys who are like “girls who are into astrology like won’t talk to you depending on what month you’re born bro don’t ever talk to them” than I’ve actually met people who would judge people based on astrology

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  2. I listened to the audio but had to come to the video just to comment that this concept/podcast was so funny hahhaa not against another tier list lol

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  3. I think there's something to say about this episode. The quality of the yard has definitely gone down in my opinion but I'll just talk about this episode. The idea of ranking every guy is definitly funny, but for most of this it just came off as subtweeting subliminal garbage. For a group so aware of the idea of cringe, they lack self awareness in terms of how cringe they can be, at least in instances that are publicly available. Like, this is cringe as fuck.

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