On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich we send our cherub out into the internet to bring us back some of the strangest news headlines as of late!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 – Intro
1:32 – Schlatt’s Cats
4:27 – Tucker’s new setup
8:26 – Schlatt’s Cats
14:29 – Dog lost in airport for 3 weeks
17:15 – Tipping debate
27:36 – Best Buy
31:05 – Kids steal their mom’s car
36:40 – The Mexican Alien Mummies
42:07 – Papa Smurf story
45:37 – Bringing back Harambe
49:35 – The immortal billionaire
51:42 – Third news headline
53:15 – Rodents as pets
56:01 – Tucker’s lanternfly lecture
1:09:44 – Mr. Musk Sr. sells his sperm
1:11:19 – Reddit alphabet game
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jared Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven’t figured out what this podcast is about yet.
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I really liked the segment that tucker was talking about invasive species. I studied environmental science and have a bachelors in it and I gotta say I agree it is a very depressing and frustrating degree to work for.
I really love how many times in this podcast they ask Tucker for another news headline it killed me every single time
Most restaurants around here have 18% as the 'middle' option. I usually leave it in the middle option, unless it's a rare case of them being exceptional. Tipping is one of the dumbest things we still do in America, and EVERY service wants tops. The freaking car wash wants tips, the one were you literally just drive through and they just watch you. They don't do anything. You tip so they watch your go through. do they even fix your mirrors that get pushed in on the other side? No. Screw car washes.
i just got off a 14 hour flight like 3 hours ago, that i waited for 5 hours at LAX to get on and i wish there was a cat running around at the airport
We do tip in europe lol, but its not guaranteed and only done on good service, went to a restaurant in nyc and was poor and slow service so didn't tip, server tried stopping us on way out like we were comitting a crime, manager had to tell them it was fine and let us go
VISUAL METER IS A MACHINIMA REFERENCE??
I’m just laying in bed with a schlanket don’t mind me
schlatt a family of wonderful little raccoons have been coming to my porch every night to eat the leftover slop we put out for the stray cats and i will never stop feeding them. they will become big and hugely and they will c ome to your house and gobble you up. fucker.
Soup reminds me of my cat, Luna, except she was only a stray for 6 months.
i was not expecting tucker's line in the alphabet and honestly it may have been better than the original. i died laughing and was very impressed
WE NEED TUCKER IN THE INTRO! I understand he’s not considered a host but he’s important. Really giving Tucker Hater vibes by excluding Tucker of a cool intro clip. -Tucker Lover101
Party on skype was real
LG's have the best panels but also the worst return rate. I think it was like every 1 in 3 get returned for defects.
Schlatts relationship with his cats definitely makes up for his war crimes❤
Today was my first band competition as it's my first year of color guard and as we were leaving I saw a man he looked exactly like jslatt except like five years ago but with the current facial hair and I told him this and he opened his phone and said "a YouTuber right?" I said yes and immediately he brings up a picture of slatt and smiles JUST LIKE SLATT and said "I don't really see it" and that was the last I saw of this mysterious man
Tucker is a fuckin REAL one for his insect takes!!!!
I have no idea how y'all missed the Houston traffic. City literally has more people in it than Dallas.
JSCHLATT BLACK MIDI??????
1:10:30 this motherfucker schlatt is quoting 27 questions by black midi
tucker with the fake $b merch……
Ted's mouth did not move right ',:)
32:53
1:10:30 is Schlatt a black midi fan???????
20:00 big default tips are very least favorite puppy
best outro ever
I honestly love the warrenties at best buy. I am rough on headsets since i use them so much. I have cashed in my best buy warranty on a headset for the last like 9 years so i basically only ever pay 20 bucks for a new one.
Tucker in the $b
Bring Ted juggling the knife in intro please. That was the best thing about intro
im just gonna say it. the way schlatt handles his cats, they probably hate him. bro does not know how to read cat body language.
CATT DAD
We need to see some Chuckle challenges like the one with the Gorilla enclosure and smiling
Ngl man this was a good episode
Ted doesn’t understand the cat brainworms
Tucker looking fly AF
The suicideboys hoodie goes HARD
I still hold out a tiny bit of hope slimy mcslimeface will come back someday.
Then again after what schlatt Ted and Tucker did I doubt he'll ever be seen again…
Chuckle dungeon pleaseeeeee❤️
tuckers sweatshirt has made me a certified tucker lover‼️
1:02:50 so I'm Australian, and if i remember the history correctly, thats basically how you end up with something like the cane toad infestation in Queensland.
Bring in a thing to kill the bad thing and then the new thing doesnt kill the bad thing but DOES kill a whole heap of native things
1:15:47 "Schlatt" makes an erectile dysfunction joke you have to google
I listen to Chuckle Sandwich to sleep now because of my anxiety. It really helps to hear familiar voices having a conversation. However now I think I've conditioned myself with a solid month or two of listening to this podcast as I sleep, because now when I hear it I start getting very tired it's really fucked up
the ad interrupted the intro 🥲
Schlatt and I are the same person. White, mustaches, alcoholism, big black cats, and sociopathic levels of drive to obtain wealth and power.
Yea if there’s a baseball game everyone in Houston piles into Minute Maid park. Or they’re at home cause we’re a bunch of hermits
48:13 watachi no nawa Kira Yoshikage renre sanju sansai…