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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we tried to do our best to answer a series of philosophical questions utilizing our superior intellect and incredible minds. We are so smart! Haha, yeah. We’re so smart.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00- Intro
1:27- Tucker and Schlatt beef
2:52- Canada
6:24- Philosophy
8:26- John Locke’s Question
17:18- The Chinese Room
25:03- Is there a God?
31:31- Sponsor
33:06- Roko’s Basilisk
42:37- Calling ChatGPT
46:08- The Experience Machine
52:14- Manual cars
1:00:15- The Ship of Theseus
1:08:39- Miata
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and Jared Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven’t figured out what this podcast is about yet.
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i got so exited for rokos basilisk discussion but of course schlagt had to explain it the most confusing way possible
we need tucker in the intro!
The concern on Teds face for schlotty at 46:50
ted is in the fashion drought
47:02 – the way he says hello got me crying
Schlatt was wrong about the fact that babies go to purgatory Jesus said to let the babies come into heaven
Cogito ergo som. Think therefor I am. I am am. Iykyk
Teds cut looks clean ( I have his personal information stored in a remote location on the coast of Oregon )
Ted really snapped with this fit, just like schlatt snapped back in 99 leaving 14 dead and countless injured
Atheist vegan watching 😅
52:36 in my family everyone learns manual it’s like a right of passage
My friends first car had over 340,000 miles on it and it still runs
ok hear me out war crimes were created when a person from the uk looked back at what canada did during the wars.
Reen Deskarts?
FINALLY SCHLATT SHOWS HIS CAR ENTHUSIASTIC SELF BEST EPISODE
As a Kentuckian, I never want to hear these two speak about horses again.
As an equestrian horses are very fragile they get a stomachache and die.
lol not me living in Canada
they lowkey butchered rokos basilisk, or at least the part i find interesting, which is the fact that since you have now been posed this question and cannot plead ignorance, NOT actively helping to create a torture machine WILL get you tortured. and (assuming the fact that you dont want people to be tortured) why would you want to help make a terrible thing? would you rather create hell or live in it? and to some are these not the same thing? (i am not a smart philosopher dont take this too seriously)
also thinking about how tucker and them questioned how you'd get tortured, i always imagined it as like ai controlling robots that physically hurt u or some sci-fi shit lol
Ted's turning into a Theodore
chuckle sandwich should make a sandwich and I would eat it
I study languages and translation. All I can say about the Chinese room experiment is that currently, no machine knows how to speak a language. They just combine an infinity of rules to create the output they give you. Whether that may be possible in the future or not, no one knows.
30:47 as an atheist vegan I would say I'm offended, but that would prove their point lmao
Kinda turning to shit ngl
Loving the Miata section, just traded for an 03 miata yesterday, such a blast to drive
Ted needs a Toyota gr86 it’s still on that Toyota brand and schlogg stays Miata guy
My 2007 car has more miles than Ted’s truck. He will beat me in a year probably
this was a fun episode to get stoned for
really wanna kiss schkatt rn
29:14 SAO Alicization
30:09 DNA is a code
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BRO I FELL ASLEEP AND TYPED THIS WHAT THE HELL
She chuckle on my sandwich til I podcast
what a way to end the podcast, can't believe tucker got completely naked like that
Pikmin
I enjoyed this podcast a lot, a very much comedy based podcast talking about more series subjects
Reak
fuck you schlatt i haven’t lost the game in months
Philosophy class is the public school equivalent of Bible class… change my mind.
i love how schlatt’s 早上好中国我很喜欢冰淇凌 keeps deteriorating until it’s barely intelligible
Burbmen’s alt here, i love my cherub.
We chuckling
reen des carts
I JUST LOST THE GAME
1:45 I can't believe I'm saying this, but schlatt FRICK YOU
Bulshit that yt wont let me swear.
The reason a God would let us fail is because we have free will to love him and choose him.
13:30
Ted: Mass vs Volume
Idk I thought priests controlled the volume at mass
These guys don’t know about the theoretical plan that the U.S. once made to invade Canada, part of “War Plan Red”
The ending cut is hilarious.
I audibly said “what?” when Tedithan said blitzcraig