Was Steven Seagal really in the CIA?

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This is obviously going to be a serious documentary because it is a serious topic. I tried to stay focused but it’s hard when I’m covering Sensei Special Ops. Seagal and Michael Ovitz, his agent, were masters in crafting a persona for Sensei Sloth. Was it based on a lie? Probably. Almost certainly. At least 99% of it. I’d love to know your thoughts.
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29 thoughts on “Was Steven Seagal really in the CIA?”

  8. He's a habitual liar and such a condescending little prick Lmfao What a goof.
    Here's a great quote just for him: "If I didn’t feel like my truth was so pathetic, I would never have felt the need to compulsively lie."

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  12. All of you are just Haters. Seafood worked for the CIA, I worked with him in 1979 we were on special Ops in Latin America. We once took on an army of at least 1000 Ninja/Cartel fighters all armed to the teeth with AK's and even Armoured vehicles, just me and Seafood.
    Ignore my "Phoney" birth cert that claims I was born in the 80's this is not true, anyway I witnessed Seagal take out at least 300 men using only Camel Toe blocking techniques.

    Another thing is the running technique that others just hate on, is a special technique taught to Steven by an old Japanese master who could bend space and Time with his mind and body. Y'know how in various places in the world the clocks go back our forward to adjust Daylight hours to facilitate farming? The Japanese Master is the guy that does that …anyway,
    Seafood is running like that because by moving his arm in a way , that to mere mortals makes him look like a complete fuck nugget, is in fact a means of Seafood collecting Quantum fluctuations as he runs, his legs are pushing him along in the 4D space Time world, but his Arms are literally hanging onto Quantum strings and pulling himself through matter faster .
    This all happens in what is known in Physics in "Imaginary Time" , which is far too complex to go into here, but just think of it like time operating at a 90 degree angle. Anyway the TLDR version of this , is it actually allows Seafood Seagal to outrun the likes of Usain Bolt. In fact Bolt learned everything he knew from Seafood.

    Back to special OPs, I once witnessed Seafood bugger a Heron to death , no context but it happened, that is how dangerous Seafood is. Anyway if I tell you any more I would have to "neutralise" every bastard that reads this , and me and Seafood really could and would, so for your own safety I will leave it there.

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  17. The way he falsely describes where he came from and how dangerous it was reminds me of this kid from Arizona. The same intensity and even tapped on a table like Steven to emphasize his point. Guess I know who his idol is. 😂😂😂😂

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  20. His music is actually interesting. It’s a lot like Outsider music, which, is hard to get into. I’m not an incredible fan but It’s definitely unique art. Meaning, it’s something we can appreciate for what it is while also feeling a little uncomfortable/uneasy about it.

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