Today I’ll be going into the game of Battle Bit Remastered, not as a fighter, but a journalist, to uncover the hidden stories and reasonings for why these warring factions fight. I will do my duty as a war journalist to report the news and to bring you the inside scoop.
Sections of the documentary
Start – 0:00
Reason For The War – 0:30
Journalism Starts – 1:07
First Enemy Encounter – 2:08
Respawn – 2:39
Second Interview – 3:06
Talking To Camera – 3:48
Interview With “Brave Sniper” – 4:11
Interview With Mute – 5:13
Encountering a Silverback Gorilla – 6:05
Enemies Advancing – 7:43
Interview With a Zombie – 8:21
Journalist is shot – 8:52
Journalist & Cameraman Evacuate – 9:46
Journalist POV – 10:35
Drone Overhead POV – 11:11
THE REASON THEY FIGHT THIS WAR – 11:26
Heavy Casualties – 11:49
Discussing The Robloxian and Lego Armies – 12:13
Man Attacked By Cyber Warfare – 12:44
These Soldiers Are Microchipped – 13:15
Journalist is Executed Again – 13:49
The Journalist is Dead – 14:22
Journalist POV – 15:04
CAMERAMAN RETURNS – 15:25
M3 Tactical Helmet “Sponsor” 15:50
Napalm Interview – 16:08
Tickle-Biscuits Fix That Void Of Friendship – 16:50
Soldier Loses It, Contemplates Running – 17:10
Journalist is Shot… AGAIN – 17:37
WOULD YOU RUN FROM BATTLE? – 18:21
Parkour – 18:40
Cameraman’s Injuries – 19:06
Car’s Extended Warranty – 19:49
Making Up An Advertisement On The Spot – 20:09
Interviewing A Head-Shot – 20:54
Charging Through Gunfire – 21:17
“WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?” – 21:30
Behind Enemy Lines – 21:56
Psychosis – 22:40
Blocky War is Terrifying – 23:35
THE LEGO ARE CRIMINALS – 23:42
Journalist Dies & Interviews the Enemy – 24:08
Dusty Dew Battlefield – 24:28
Interviewing MineCraft Steve – 24:39
More Improv – 26:32
Journalist Breaks Every Bone In Him – 27:00
Journalist Makes up Another Sponsor – 27:42
Cameraman Is Hit, Journalist Doesn’t Know -28:57
Journalist Goes Down – 29:23
Capree-Sons? – 29:42
Journalist is Afraid – 30:18
Drone POV, Final Interview – 31:04
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