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Dak sucks
People keep saying the Bears trajectory is going down, but I genuinely don't see what they're looking at. We're going to have the highest amount of cap space after this season, we have a first round pick for once, some of the rookies look promising, I don't know what people are taking about. Brandon is wiser than most in seeing how the Bears are going to be looking better soon.
37:44 NOW IT'S A BROADCAST.
Five has to buy AB a guitar
Five should wax his arms & legs or wear a hot dog costume
Question 1: kyler
2: wentz
3: chiefs
4: jets
5: bears
5.5: jags have the better season
6: diggs
6.5: eagles
7: amonra
8: denver
9: matt rhule, but no idea who replaces him
10: Dallas
11: Joey Slye
12: jaguars
Cant wait to be wrong on every single one of these
Legend says, he's still looking for the string of his guitar.
Why is Grossi always at the wrong end of a telescope?
I don’t know about you guys. But the Cardinals are going 13-4 with MVP, Kyler Murray
Shave his eyebrows
Scooter you are so scared of my eagles this year it’s not even funny. Jalen is a German Shepherd and Dak is Chihuahua.
I know he will hate me for this but as Tree gets older I think he’s starting to look more and more like Big Ben.
Scooter is like a MAGA supporter when he talks Cowboys nothing but nostalgia can't take criticism and if everybody and their dead relatives are not bending over for them you hate America I like the shows when the Cowboys get wrecked especially Thanksgiving
The thumbnail in comparison to Scooters is HILARIOUS!
Fuck, I actually thought it was you on the video
5ive should dress as humpty dumpty
Ugh. Scooter has just become a mockery of the Scooter we already mocked. Fantastic.
They should've release Daniel Jones during cut day
Are the Stillers ghanta Super Bowl?
Someone will finish 8-8-1.
Can we start getting time stamps for when the actual content starts? Skipped like 3 minutes to get to nothing 😤
First off-field incident: Vikings Party Boat II
The Eagles are well built to hold 4th quarter leads. They have a good run game and defense.
Can you do legacy of failure for Cuck Fletcher? The man is literally destroying 2 franchises at the same time
Imma be straight up, the Bears or Jags will probably be ass, but not bottom of the league. Like, I can't see the Bears or Jags both being worse than at least one of the Falcons, Seahawks, Commanders, Texans, Giants, or maybe even the Lions. Like, I'm a Bears fan, but dear god there are a lot of abysmal rosters this year, and even with the Bears (and Jags) being bad, I don't think they will be bottom of the pile without even more injuries.
If AB just got his guitar he would have retained his sanity
Scooter needs to… not do that to his hair again. Super weird looking braids.
Crazy prediction: one of the teams will have some kind of monkeypox outbreak forcing said team to miss a game or two, and chuds will complain and say it isn't even real.
They should have had the French Title Intro.
I'm so excited to see the eagles flatten the cowboys just because Scooter tempted fate
Making fun of Davis Mills neck is not cool. I thought we were past that
It's not 'verse', Scooty. It's not even 'verses'. It's 'versus'. C'mon, people, grow up; get literate at least a little bit….
the countdown sucks, btw; esp the extreme lame-o 'rap'.
Damn dude that’s crazy I’mma go ahead and un sub
as i watched this, i blew a 14 pt lead as minnesota
Ah shit here we go again with Scooter living in fantasy land
This is a fucking trainwreck
1. Derek Carr – Finally takes that next step but is still volatile.
2. Derek Carr – See 1.
3. THE CHICAGO. BEARS. Fields will burst out to take leads, but limited stamina and bad defense will blow ALL BUT ONE of their one-score leads heading into the 4th.
4. Falcons. We play Seahawks Week 3 and Browns no Cosby Week 4 and everyone else until like Week 11 should stomp us.
5. Falcons. We lose vs. Seahawks and finish with the same record.
5.5. Bears. Fields develops, Lawrence does not.
6. Toughie … but … Stefan Diggs?
6.5. … maybe Eagles???
7. Idk … uh … Justin Jefferson is decent.
8. Broncos, surely. 7-10 becomes 11-6 more easily than Ravens 12-5 or Lions 7-10.
9. Matt Rhule is gone. Whoever his guy is.
10. Wilding out here – Bucs. Mike Evans is going to be involved in something not so good. Sorry Mikey.
11. Bro I don't mf know lmao
12. KOO NATION RISE UP WOOOOO [Copium]
F Perna
27:13 bye tree
I'm disappointed that the one topic that we need a prediction on wasn't asked:
Which division is this year's Tank Division?
Scooter is in full cope mode. Though I think the eagles are getting maybe too much hype (super bowl predictions are wild to me as an optimistic eagles fan) they have a very good shot at the division, especially since the cowboys are objectively worse than last year.
Don't worry, the Chiefs will still sweep the Broncos, win the AFC West, and depressed Perna will return.
55:00 Victor Wembanyama
Is it just me or does Tree look like a poor man’s Ben Roethlisberger??? Dudes a legend!!